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kudha ne kaha tu dosti mat kar, in logo mein tu kahi ko jayega, maine kaha ye khuda tu mere dost se aake mil, tu bhi us par fida ho jayega……
Hindi Friendship
Amrit
Mon, Jun 29, 2009
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Ox- ae kya bolti tu
Cow- Ae kya mein bolu
Ox- sun
Cow- Suna
Ox- ati kya gaushala
Cow- kya kru, a k me saushala
Ox- are mundi hilynge, ghaschabaynge, gobar failaenge or kya
Hindi Jokes
Amrit
Mon, Jun 29, 2009
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Girl- jaanu tusi mere vaaste asmaan to chann torh ke leya saday ho?
Boy- aho mein chann lain jawa te tu picho koi Nava chann charhaya hove..!!
Punjabi
Amrit
Mon, Jun 29, 2009
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what we want we don't get, what we get we r not satisfied..
What we expect never happens n What we hate generally repeat. This is Life..
Life
Amrit
Mon, Jun 29, 2009
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Nigho p nigaho k pehre hote h In nigaho k ghav bi gehre hote hai na jane kyu koste he log badsurto ko, barbad karne wale to haseen chehre hote hai.
Shayari
Amrit
Mon, Jun 29, 2009
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Afeem nal PK cha,
Paundi sidhe rah.
Gud nal khao bhukki, Daru peo sukki,
Murge nal peo sharab,
No hove mood kharab, Mehfil ch malke jarda, 13,22 gal sire de karda.
Punjabi
Amrit
Mon, Jun 29, 2009
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Shadi hone par ladkiya maang me sindor kyon lagati hai ?
socho-socho, are kyonke jisse ladko pta chal jaye ke es plot k registry ho gayi hai.
Funny Hindi
Amrit
Mon, Jun 29, 2009
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Life's mathematics:- clever Boy + clevr girl=lovers.
clevr girl + fool boy = pocket empty...
ClevrBoy + fool girl = child...
Fool Boy + fool girl = marriage...
Do u want marriage.
Funny
Amrit
Tue, Jun 23, 2009
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Teri dosti too main kurbaan java,
jis raste tu challe tere naal java,
Rabb na kare apan kade ladiye,
Par je ladiyee ta pher tu jitte te main haar java.
Punjabi
Amrit
Tue, Jun 23, 2009
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1 shonk hai mainu peen da,
mai rekhda akhan lal.
2ja shonk anakh nal jeen da,
hunde 5-7 velly naal.
3ja ziddi mai jahan da,
mainu koi na sake taal.
4tha shonk yaari laun da,
Sire de yaaran naal.
5wan shonk ARDAAS da jeonde rehan mere yaar,
sardarian jinna de naal...
Punjabi
Amrit
Tue, Jun 23, 2009
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One
Special
Surprise 4 U
!Close ur Eyes!
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Kahda srprize? Tusi kehra akha band kitiyaan...
Punjabi
Amrit
Tue, Jun 23, 2009
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Kudi fsaun de tarike.
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Tusi dasso,
methon te agge ni fasdi.
Punjabi
Amrit
Mon, Jun 22, 2009
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Do dilaan de pyar da ta pata nahi,
Par ik tarfa ishq da ta maza hi hor a,
Aap rona tadpna te usnu khabar v na honi,
Usdi eh saza dein di aada hi hor a....
Punjabi
Amrit
Mon, Jun 22, 2009
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Na jane log kyu darte hai, kuch log to sms hi nahi krte hai, Aur kuch aise bhi cartoon hai is duniya mein jo, Miss call marne k baad bhi balance check karte hai.
Funny Hindi
Amrit
Tue, Jun 23, 2009
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Waqt mile tab yaad karte ho
mood ho tab baat karte ho
ek zamana tha jab har pal msg karte the
ab to RAJASTHAN KI BARISH ki trh yaad krte ho.
Hindi
Amrit
Tue, Jun 23, 2009
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Farida Teri duniya ch paise de sab peer,
Notan khatir kar rahe jag nu liro leer,
Rishte nate bhul gae te bhul gye Zamir,
RANJHA mange PULSAR te ACTIVA mange HEER.
Hindi
Amrit
Tue, Jun 23, 2009
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Do you know d meaning of these things -
1 Girl Friend
2 Lover
3 Wife
4 X Girl Friend
Very Simple -
1 Prepaid
2 Postpaid
3 Lifetime
4 Miss Call.
Funny
Amrit
Tue, Jun 23, 2009
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MALIK:abhi tak tujse machar nahi mare ? mere kano me gunguna rahe hain.
NOKAR: sahab maine machar maar diye hai ye to unki biwiyaan hain jo vidhwa ho ke ro rahi hai
Hindi Jokes
Amrit
Sat, Jun 20, 2009
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Joke of the day:
LALU bus k uper khada tha. Raste me TUFAAN aya or unki DHOTI ud Gyi, Phir BIJLI KADKI...
LALU - Ek to hamaar dhoti Cheen li, Upar se Sasura Fotu Lewat hai..
Hindi Jokes
Amrit
Sat, Jun 20, 2009
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A man was walking on a shaking bridge.
He prayd fr help... He was God on d othr side of d bridge & asked God 2 cum near, bt God didn't cum..Man got angry. Wid great difficulty. he crossed 2 d othr side & saw God holding d broken bridge.. Trust in the Lord, his ways r amazing.
Nice
Amrit
Sat, Jun 20, 2009
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