satwinder singh's Quote Collection

Best traffic advertisement of year
LORD GANESHA SAYS
"Care for your head, not everyone gets replacement like me, so wear helmet"

Sardar ji buying movie tickets again again,
Finally ticket seller asks, why are you doing so?
Sardar ji, Some body standing near the door is tearing my tickets again again.

Santa, yaar tum subah se mitti khod rahe ho , kaya baat hai
Banta, kuch nahin yaar
Dada ji ne kaha hai ' ki maine unka naam mitti me mila dia hai" bas vo doondh raha hoo.

Santa speech de reha si
eh dharti meri maa hai
Banta pher smajha le apni maa noo
eh suraj dawale chakar laundi rehndi hai.

KABHI PHOOL TO KABHI HAWA BAN KAR CHOO JAYENGE,
HUM TO VO HAI KE MAR KE BHI SAATH NIBHAYENGE,
KABHI TANAHAI ME YAAD KARNA HUMHE,
HASI BAN KE HOTHON PAR KHIL JAYENGE.

A guy in a aeroplane stood up and shouted
HI JACK

All the passengers in plane scared,


From another side another guy replied
HI JOHN.

Our "EYES"
See together
Sleep together
Weep together
But when they see a girl
only one eye will blink
Moral: A Girl can break any kind of relation.

Santa, oye bante, ladki ko propose karne ki sab se safe jagah kon si ho sakti hai?
Banta, mandir,
Santa, vo kaise?
Banta, kyounki waha ladki ke pairon me chhapal nahin hoti.

Boss to scertry, book my ticket to london,
aur suno mera naam DK, BHOSE likhwana
varne waha BHOSE.DK announce hota hai.

JEWELLARY SHPO ME 1 AADMI KI JAM KAR PITAI HUI

KARAN

VO SALES GIRL KO BOLA

AAP KI EK EK ITEM GAZAB KI HAI
AAP KE SONE KE RATE KYA HAI.

LAGA CHUNARI ME DAAG CHHIPAUN KAISE
LAGA CHUNRI ME DAAG CHHIPAUN KAISE







ARRE CHHIPATI KYOUN HAI, SURF EXCEL HAI NA.

AGAR PEPSODENT WALE CONDOM BANANA SHURU KAR DE TO KYA HOGA?







RAAT BHAR DISHUM DISHUM.

DOORION KI KABHI PARWAH NA KIJIYE,
JAB BHI DIL PUKARE BULA LIJIYE,
ZADA DOOR NAHIN HUM AAPSE,
BAS APNI PALKON KO PALKO SE MILA LIJIYE,

KHUSBOO KI TARAH BIKHAR JAYENGE,
SUKOON BANKAR DIL ME UTAR JAYENGE,
MEHSOOS KARNE KI KOSHISH KARNA,
DOOR HOTE HUE BHI PAAS NAZAR AYENGE,

HUMNE AANSUON SE POOCHA,
KYOUN HAMARA MAZAAK UDAATE HO,
MEFIL ME SABKE SAMNE CHALE AATE HO,
ANSOO BOLE,
MEFIL ME AAPKO TANAH PATE HAI,
ISS LIYE APKA SAATH DENE CHALE AATE HAI,

EK MAARWARI BUILDING KI 10VI MANZIL SE NICHHE GIR GAYA,
GIRTE GIRTE USNE APNI BIWI KO KHANA BANANTE HUE DEKH LIA,
VO GIRTE GIRTE BOLA,
"BAAGWAN MERA KHANA MAT BANANA"

SONG FROM FILM MACHIS
"CHUNNI LE KE SOTI THI KAMAAL KARTI THI"





LO KAR LO BAAT
'AKELI CHUNNI LE KE SOYEGI TO KAMAAL HI KAREGI"

QUE: WHAT IS COMMON BETWEEN MELODY AND MALA-D?



ANS: JAB BACHE MASTI KARTE HAI TO UNHE MELODY DI JAATI HAI,
AUR JAB BACHE KI MAA MASTI KARTI HAI TO USSE MALA-D DI JAATI HAI.

Ek sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di,
Dost, yaar jo hona tha so ho gaya,
par tu abhi tak itna gabraya hua kyoun hai?
sardar, yaar truck ke pichhe likha tha
"PHIR MILENGE'.