Kankambari's Quote Collection - Page 3

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

i wish u all a verry verry happy & colourfull deepavali. may all of ur dreams comes true..

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.

May your salty days be peppered with spicy love. May u bask in lemon sunshine, play on strawberry fields, under a vanilla sky.. in short have a Yummy day!

If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever

Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me nasha, Nashe me mithas, Mithas me ummid,
Ummid me khayal, Khayal me tasvir, Tasvir me aap..

1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!

Love is friendship set on fire.

Bahut khubsurat hai yeh sath tumhara,
bana dijiye isse kismat hamari,
use aur kya chahiye duniya me,
mil gayi ho jise dosti tumhari....

baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
tu jiye hazaro saal,
yehi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy Birthday To You !!!"

Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing? And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly… Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever.

Hasda vasda si dil mera,enu ishq da rog lava baithi
Ik bholi jehi surat naal main bin samjhyaan yaari la baithi
Phul samajh apnaaya si,kandeyaan ton hath chilva baithi
Kuch mitheyaan bolaan khatir,gamaan de rog lava baithi
Is ishq de chakraan vich Rabba, main apna aap gawa baithi.

Asin O Nahi Jo Tainu Ghum che Chhod Daange..
Asin O Vi Nahi Jo Tere Ton Nata Tod Daange..
Asin Te Tere O Pyaar Haan..
Je Agar Teri Saan Band Hoyi..
Te Apni Saan Chhod Daange..

AVAIN ISHQ ISHQ KARNA VAY
KADI ISHQ NU TOOL TAY SAI
TERI HASS DI AAKH VE PEG JAY
KADI ISHQ NU ANDRON PHOOL TAY SAI

Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
saade kol gora rang nahi
saada dil ta ohna de naal hai
par oh saade sang nahi

Don''t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don''t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Gr8 people talk about things.small people talk about other people .and legends never talk they send sms

Friends are like BUM cheeks. . .
Crap might seperate them. . .
But they always come back together. . . . ;->

Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!

When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by others, and when u hate ur life just close ur eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies when u cry, she is no one else but ur MOM...

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you''re worth that sacrafice!

New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

The ochre ogre ogled the poker

These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue .

Where love rules, there is no will to power; and where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other.

I''m in the mood for love
Simply because you''re near me.
Funny, but when you''re near me
I''m in the mood for love.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

It''s hard to pretend you love someone when you don''t but its harder to pretend that you don''t love someone when you really do.

He was like an angel, you know? I never knew life could be like that. He was the one thing I followed through in my life, the one thing I didn''t give up on. I was good at loving him.

Anger is the most impotent of passions. It affects nothing it touches and hurts the one who is possessed by it more than the one against whom it is directed.

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.

HAPPY NEW YEAR SOUCH RAHE HO AAJ KYU AB TUM DON KO SIKHAOGE KAB WISH KARNA HAI DON JAB
CHAHTA HAI TAB WISH KARTA HAI HAPPY HOLI..........

They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?

()"""() WAIT...
( "o" ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep
let me pray
()"""()
( -o-)
( ,(")),
Dear GoD, plz.let my friend get sweet dreams, Gud nite!

U r the reason why I have sleepless nihgts,U r the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.U r the reason I cant sleep without saying Good Night.....

In my friend, I find a second self.

She is a friend of mind. She gather me, man. The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order. It''s good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind.

When you look around and your world is crumbling or when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to you.

My best friend is the someone who brings out the best of me.

I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

I love you no matter what I am determined to live my life in your company and this is the desire of my heart.

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all the stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining, cos all they nows my friend is sick wish u a cure soon and healthy days