LEO 1379's Quote Collection

Kisi se sirf itna hi door hona ki use aapki ehmiyat ka ehsaas ho jaye
Lekin kabhi inta bhi door mat hona ke wo
Aapke bin jina sikh jaye...!!

After hard work from morning 2 evening,.

Dad asks-kitna kamaya?
Wife-kitna bachaya?
Children-kya laaya?

But

only MOM asks- KUCH KHAAYA.

Salute "MAA"..

Gandhiji Marne Se Pehle Kya The?.
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No Idea...?



Chal main hi bata deta hu,




Gandhiji Marne Se Pehle 'ZINDA' the !!!

We need 3 things in lyf..

-LOVE to make us weak..
-ALCOHOL to make us strong..
n
-FRIENDS to pick us up wen both these things make us hit the floor..
;-)

Good Friendships are like Trees :
They demand Attention & Care at the start, but once they Blossom, they provide u Shade in Life when required...

Sadhu:
we go years
without verbal communication..

we call it 'MAUNVRAT'...!!


Man:
we have
the same experience,
but we call it 'MARRIAGE'...!!

Mosam Barsat Ka,Nasha Sharab Ka,Parda Janab Ka,Aur Rung Gulab Ka,
In Sabse LaJawab Dekho SMS PadneWala MENDAK TALAB KA!trrr..Trrr

Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven-!
bcos
they have already gone through hell-!!

What a message!
"Sun rises everywhere but crop grows only where the farmer has worked hard.
God is everywhere but His Grace is only for one who works hard"

Khubsurat sa 1 pal kissa bn jata hai, jane kb kon zindgi ka hissa bn jata hai, kuch log zindgi me milte hain aise, jin se kbhi na tutne wala rishta ban jata Hai

Hume Aadat thi Peene ki,
Magar Usne Apni Kasam Dekar Chhuda Di,
Par Jab Baithe Yaaro ki Mehfil Mein,
To saalon Ne Uski Kasam Dekar Phir Pila Di..

2 Sperms talking on mobile..

1st-"I'm btwn Fallopion tube & Uterus, r u close by ?"

2nd-"No Dude,
I'm in a Different route..just crossed the tonsils..!"

Zindagi mein kabhi to Hame yaad karoge, Mehfil mein nahin to tanhai mein fariyaad karoge, Humsa na mila na milega koi dost, tab apni kismat pe naaz karoge.

I asked God 2 giv me a frnd who is Smart,
Charming,
Cute,
Lovable,
Intelligent..
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Adorable!

Den He sent u..!
BS TAB SE MERA BHAGWAN SE VISHWAS UTH GYA..:-)

True friends & well wishers in our lives are like the stars that are constantly shining.

But often we do not see them until the dark hours come.

Wen I Send U SMS,
It dose not Mean U Have 2 do d Same.
U can Send movie tickets, Pizza, Chocolates,.
Even DDs & Cheques r accepted..
Be different yaar.

Tortoise n Rabbit gav SSC xam.
Trtois-80Rabt-84%.Both wntd admsn in gd col
Cutoff85%
Rabt din gt bt trtois got!
Hw?
Rembr he had won d race!
Sports Quota!

khushbu to kuch hi pal ki mehmaan hai..
thoda sukoon diya aur udne ki firak me rahti hai….
pyaar ko ham apne wo hawa banana chahate the
jo teri yaad bankar harpal hamse lipate rahti hai

Mehnat se ROTI milti hai,

Kismat se DAULAT milti hai,

Khuda ki khas nazarjis BANDE par,

Use Duniya me apki pyari DOSTI milti hai..

Phool ki shuruwat kali se hoti hai,

Zindgi ki shuruwat jaan se hoti hai,

Pyar ki shuruwat dosti se …

aur Dosti ki shuruwat apse hoti hai !!!