Jaan's Quote Collection

Kisi ki yaad dil ko beqarar karti hai,
Nazar talaash usay bar bar karti hai.

Gila ye nahi k hum hain door un se Imdad,
Un ki Judai b hum se piyar karti hai.

Wat will u call Mr. Bean when he is sleeping
guess?????
guess abhe soch yaar
kya yaar abhi tak nahi socha
U will call him Soya-Bean

NA JANE US PER ITNA YAKEEN KYUN HAI,
USKA KHAYAL ITNA HASEEN KYUN HAI,
SUNA HAI PYAR KA DARD METHA HOTA HEI,
TO PHIR ANKHOON SE NIKLA HUA ANSU NAMKEEN KYUN HAI.

Ek teri khushi men apni jaan war don,
Jeeti hoi bazi ik pal mein har doon,
teri ankhon me anso humse dekha nahi jaty,
Jo de tujhy ghum uski dunia ujaar don...

Phoolo se poocho is main singhar kitna hai?
Mere dil se poocho is main pyar kitna hai?
Saye ki tarha tumhara pyaar saath rehta hai...
tumhare saath guzra hua har lamha

Hum Jahil Ko Kabhi Aalam-E-Quran Nahin Ketha....
Gaddar Ko Kabhi Deen Ka Sultan Nahin Kehta....
Agar Wo Haji Ho Namazi Ho Ya Koi Or....
Hum "Benazir" K Qatil Ko Kahbi

Falak pe jitney tarey hain
Zameen pe jitney nazarey hain
Sab bas tumhary hain
Ye sab bas tumhary hain
Pholoon main jitni khushbu hai
Dhanak main jitney rang hain

SAB HE KO SAB KUCH NAHIN MILTA

SAMUNDAR KI HAR LEHAR KO SAHIL NAHIN MILTA

YEH DIL WALOON KI DUNYA HEY DOST

KISI KO DIL NAHIN MILTA.TO KOI DIL SE NAHI MILTA

Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?
Man (KHUSH hoe huye): HAAN haan Zaroor bolo kia?
Girl: Manhoos aadmi apni nazrien.

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye

(kitab pesh ki gaye)

judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..

JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.

Mosam Ko Mosam Ki Baharoon Ne Luta,,,
Kashti Ko Sahil K Kinaroon Ne Luta,,,
Abi Tm To Aik He Qasam Se Derr Gay,,,
Humhe Tumari Qasam De De K Hazaroon Ne Luta...!!!

Jab nahi aaye the tum, tab bhi mere sath the tum
Dil main dhedkan ki tarah,
tan main jevan ki tarah,
meri dharti, mere mosam, mere din rat the tum
jab nahi aaye the tum, tab bhi mere sath the tum...

Tum mohabbat ka haseen taj mahal lagti ho, Jheel me khil ta koi mast kamal lagti ho, Kiske jeevan ke chamak ti hue taqdeer ho tum, Ek hassen khab ho tum ya koi tasveer ho tum,

Daikhay jo aurat mujhmaiN
To tu sharmiNda hogi
Aura a jaayay gar yeh jazbaa sub main
To shaayud insaaniyut zinda hogi

MaiNnay bhi tha muhabbat ka paak chaman basaayaa
Meri hasrat bhi thi ki ho koi ik mera apnaa sa saayaa
Magar Pait ki bhookh kay sun kar naalay
Waheshi aankhoN ka sunharaa bharam khaayaa

Tu bani kisi ghar ki zeenat
Main kisi kothay ki numaish
Tera khwaab hua haqeeqat
Rahi jhooti meri khwaahish

meri dua ko tere honth ki zarurat hai, tu mera rab hai meri rooh ki ibadat hai, mere habib meri kayenaat hai tujhme, kasam khuda ki zameen per tu meri jannat hai

Unhe *mohabbat* par aitbaar nahi,
Kehte hai ki ye ek *haseen* dokha hai,
Haste hai wo hamare har *jazbaat* par,
Par kasam se wo bahot *royenge* hamari
Yaad me jab *hum* na honge is aalam me...

Ruth jao tum mana lenge hum,
Dur jao kitna bhi paas bula lenge hum,
Dil aakhir dil hai koi samandar ki ret nahi,
Ke likh kar naam APKA mita denge hum.