PAGALBOY's Quote Collection

Santa was a Sincere Traffic Police Man but was Suspended from his Job

Why?

he Stop the ambulance and Fined for Over Speed.

No Life Without Partner
No answer Without Question

No Rain Without Cloud
No Friendship without

"Y"
"O"
"U"

Miss u

Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?

Student: Obviously it is the past tense!

All huMan beings have 5 senses.
In rare soMe have 6th senses.
But u r d special gift of GOD
Only u have 7th sense "NON-SENSE"

TECHNOLOGY IMPACT:
In Year 2050
Father Angrily 2 His LKG Kid,
"I Told U a Hundred Times, U Were Born,
Not DOWNLOADED.!

Actually I want to kill you,
Becoz
u are
Not
Messaging me.
Y
BUT

I can't,
According
to
Section
340/B/Wildlife act

Killing Monkeys
is
a crime.

Whenever you fall down,
Never lose hope,
Gather your courage & strength..

Just get up and order

"ONE MORE PEG PLZ"...;-)

INDIA KI REET
LADKI agar apni marzise pt jaye to PYAR
agr dost ptwaye to UPHAR
GHARwale la de to SANSKAR
OR
agr khud pta k
GHAR le ao to
"HAHAKAR"

Aaj Aapko Ek Secret Baat Batana He.
Ye ke Log Mere SMS Ko BHAGWAN Mante He.
KAISE??
Kyunki Jab bhi Mera SmS Aata He Log Kehte He
HEY BHAGWAN..

"Swine Flu"
Yani ki..
S-soda
W-whisky
I-ice
N-namkeen at
E-evening with a
F-frnd
L-like
U-U...!
.
Hai na
kitni
achchi beemari hai..!
So CHEERS..

Santa ne pressure cooker kharida;
dusre din wapis kiya;
S'keeper-
Q wapis kiya ?

Santa-
ghar me jawan betiyan he or ye sala sitiya bajata hai . .

Dekh tere Sansaar ki haalat
Kya ho gayi Bhagwan
kitna BADAL GAYA INSAAN.
NA KOI SMS,
NA KOI CAL,
Hum B He Hairaan,
Kaise BUSY HUYE SHAITAAN..

Nud gight
Lest of buck
dweet sream
cake tare
?

Yorry saar..

Neend me hu na..

sisiliye ippeling histake mo hahi rai
MONT DIND

BOSS-itne kam kapde pehan K Q Aai Ho?
Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai
Girl-Itni Salary Me Yahi Aata He
BOSS -Manager, Ishko 3 Month Tak Salary Mat Dena..

Santa ne English Speaking me admission liya or us se Kaha gya k Koi acha Eng Sentence Bolo
Snta:Josh me Bola
I shall Never Die b4 My death...

Q: Chocolaty & Crunchy Outside,
Creamy & Whitish inside..
Guess What is it.?

?

??

???

???
Ans: COCKROACH !
Q Muh Me Paani Aa Gaya Kya?

How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

?
?
?
?
?

Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"
.
.
GAME OVER.!

Mai SACH KA SAMNA me 10 Lakh Jita tha,
Lekin ab mere paas ek b paisa nahi bacha.
30 % TAX me kat gaye aur baki
70 % DIVORCE ka Vakil le gaya. .

Wafa Na Kar Pau To Naraz Mat Hona
Dilse Utar Jau To Naraz Mat Hona
Pyar Mera Saccha Hai Ek Din Dikhaunga
Maut Mohlat Na De To Naraz Mat Hona

Zindagi jb b rulane lge
Aap itna muskurao ki dard b sharmane lage
Nikle na ansu ankho se apke kabi
Or kismat b majboor hokar apko hasane lge