SHIVRAJ parmar's Quote Collection

har gam ki dawa nahi hoti
kya hota jo dua nahi hoti

be-khof tod dete hai log dil
sochke K is jurm ki saza nahi hoti.

Santa: Maa
Gud news!
Hum 2 se 3 Ho Gaye Hai!
Maa: achha,
beta Hua ya beti?

Santa: nahi Maa,
teri bahu ne Dusri Shaadi karli !!

Ek admi Pandit se=
Pandit ji Aazadi or Mukti me kya Faraq hai?
Pandit ji-Agar biwi Maykay jaye to Aazadi
or Upar chali jaye to Mukti

Passengr 2 Bus-Conductor:Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rahete Ho?
Conductr-24 Ghante!
P-Wo Kaise?
Cond-"8 Ghante BUS Me Baki 16 Ghante BIWI KE BAS ME"

LARKI : JAN MUJE AISE PURPOSE KARO JAISE AAJ TK
KISI NE NA KIYA HO
LARKA : KAMINI, I LOVE YOU,MUJSE SHADI KAR KE
MUJHE TABAHKAR DE KAMBAKHAT

Pani dekh kr pyas lagti he
Shadi dekh kar hme b aas dikhti he
Hum logo ko kaise smjhaye
Har jakAs ladki ki 'Maa' hme apni 'saas' dikhti hai

Santa ne Banta se pucha ke teri ab tak shadi kyo
nahi hui? Banta bade zor se chilla kar bola-

"JAAKO RAAKHE SAAIYA, MAAR SAKE NAA KOi"

Boss: Santa tumhe pata nahi ki permission ke bina andar aana mana hE.

Santa :-Sir main permission lene hi to andar aaya hu

Lar kiyo K Lafrey Me Mat Paro,
Khali Larkiya
Bachti Hai
Baki Sab Mar Jate hai

BIN apke ab REHNA mushkil ho gya h
GAIRO ko apna kehna MUSKIL ho gya h
Hme JALDI s apna BANA lo tum SANAM
ab ZINDA rehna muskil HO gya H

Log kehte he shayarana mizaz to he
Zarur Ishq me daga tumne paya hoga
Hm haste he ye soch kr
Khuda ne labzo ko hmare Pyar se sajaya hoga

Akele rehna bhi kya dard hai,
Kisi ko pakar khona bhi kya dard hai,
Chhin leti he duniya usiko tumse,
Jiske bina jina sabse bada dard hai

Dard banke dilme chupa kaun H
Reh rehkar isme chuvta kaun H
1 taraf dil H or 1 taraf aaina
Dekhna H is bar pehle tutta kaun Hai

Log Kehte He Bhula Do Usko,
Qki Uske Paas Burayi Hi Burayi He
Magar Wo Nadan He Ye Kya Jane
Pyaar Kar K Bhula Dena
Ye Kaun Se Achhayi He

Umar bhar yahee galti karte rahe.....

Dhool thi chehare pe,,,,

Aur Hum Aaina saaf karte rahe....!!

Jis ghari teri yadon ka sama hota h
Phir hme aram kahan hota h
Hosla mujh me nhi tujhko bhula dene ka
Kam sadiyon ka
lamhon me kaha hota He

UsKi Aankhon Main Wafa Dekhi Thi,
Mehekte Phoolon Ki Ada Dekhi Thi
Ye Na Socha Tha Wo Bewafa Hogi
Us Main To Chahat Ki Inteha Dekhi Thi.

Ye muskan
Ye jazba
Ye mauj
Ye masti
Ye rishte
Ye wade
Ye sangeet
Ye pyar
Ye dosti
Ye dil

Sab kuch adhura hai

"Aap ke Bina"...

Gal v/s boy-

Ladki-
Musibat ke waqt hamasha muskarate rahna chahiye

Ladka-
Is liya to mene tumhe dekh kar muskarata rehta hu.

Na Tere KaaM Ka

Na MerE KaaM Ka

Na DuniyA K KaaM Ka

Na Kisi Aur Ke KaaM Ka

Uss Ne DIL Diya MujhE
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10 Gram Ka..!