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Government of INDIA has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
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suresh patel
Sun, Jan 01, 2006
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Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: I m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
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suresh patel
Sun, Jan 01, 2006
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Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?
Neighbour's Dog!
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suresh patel
Sun, Jan 01, 2006
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Are o friendwa, tohar smswa k intajar ma hum mubilwa hath me liye 1 ghante se baitha hun. Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo aur ekad msgwa bhijwai do...
_Tohra Dost..
Funny Hindi
suresh patel
Sun, Jan 01, 2006
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha KUCH NAHI TUMAHRI SHAKAL YAAD AAGAYI
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suresh patel
Sun, Jan 01, 2006
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Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Kal phir barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum 50 paise kal phir kharchenge.
Funny Hindi
suresh patel
Sun, Jan 01, 2006
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Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkey s Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
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suresh patel
Sun, Jan 01, 2006
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Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
Funny Hindi
suresh patel
Sun, Jan 01, 2006
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UR MY SWEET SONA, I DONT WANT U TO KHONA, I WANT A PLACE IN UR HEART KONA, OTHERWISE I WILL START RONA.!!
Funny Hindi
suresh patel
Sun, Jan 01, 2006
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Kitne din ho gaye,Kitne hafte gujar gaye.Baat mahino tak bhi chali gai ab saal bhi ho jayega,Ab to kehna mano chalo aisa na karo jaldise utho aur naha lo....
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suresh patel
Sun, Jan 01, 2006
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SMS me in 1 min Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to kuch nahi... main hi karungi...
Funny Hindi
suresh patel
Sun, Jan 01, 2006
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Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho!
PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho
Hindi Jokes
suresh patel
Sat, Sep 13, 2008
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Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande
Funny Hindi
suresh patel
Sat, Sep 13, 2008
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Ladki apne Bf se:mera bachha,mera ladla,mera sonu-monu,mujhse shaadi kaoge?
bolo baby??
Ladka:tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt????!!
Funny Hindi
suresh patel
Sat, Sep 13, 2008
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