suresh patel's Quote Collection

Government of INDIA has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: I m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

Some One

Is Loving you

Caring for you

Watching over you

Protecting you

Guess Who?


Neighbour's Dog!

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa k intajar ma hum mubilwa hath me liye 1 ghante se baitha hun. Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo aur ekad msgwa bhijwai do...

_Tohra Dost..

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha KUCH NAHI TUMAHRI SHAKAL YAAD AAGAYI

Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Kal phir barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum 50 paise kal phir kharchenge.

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkey s Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!

UR MY SWEET SONA, I DONT WANT U TO KHONA, I WANT A PLACE IN UR HEART KONA, OTHERWISE I WILL START RONA.!!

Kitne din ho gaye,Kitne hafte gujar gaye.Baat mahino tak bhi chali gai ab saal bhi ho jayega,Ab to kehna mano chalo aisa na karo jaldise utho aur naha lo....

SMS me in 1 min Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to kuch nahi... main hi karungi...

Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho!
PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande

Ladki apne Bf se:mera bachha,mera ladla,mera sonu-monu,mujhse shaadi kaoge?
bolo baby??
Ladka:tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt????!!