prasoon_mariner's Quote Collection

Gaur farmaiye- "Subah subah jo pioge pani gunguna, subah
subah jo pioge pani gunguna, to POT SEAT main milega
bhaiya umeed se dugana

Wife:Tum muje kitna Pyar karte ho?Hus:Shahjahan
jitna.Wife:Mere marne k bad Taj banaoge Hus:Maine to Plot
le liya hai,Der to tum kar rahi ho.

Ye raat kyon tanha hoti hai,sabko kismat se shikayat kyon
hoti hai, ye kismat bhi ajeeb khel khelti hai,jise paana
mushkil hota hai mohabat kyon usi se hoti hai

Friendship is like susu in the pant...!! Others can only
see it, but only you can feel its warmth spreading slowly
all over...!!

U R as Strong As Rum, as fine as WINE as cool as BEER as
classy as WHISKY as sophisticated as VODKA & belive Me l'm
fully TALLI on U

Zindagi hai ristey banane ke liye,hum apni hasti mita de
isse nibhane ke liye,aapse milne ka to naseeb nahi,lo sms
ker diya yaad dilane ke liye?

"Yaad na karoge toh satayenge, Ruthoge toh manayenge.
Rovoge toh hansayenge. 'DOST' hain hum aapke, 'SAYA' nahi,
jo 'ANDHERE' mein aapka 'SATH' chod jayenge

I +opposite of w+initial of ice +twice of the letter
b4t+3/4 of x +15th letter +1/2 of U . If u r genius thn
depict the answer and rply.

ProblemmaycomelikeHAYWARDS2000&5000butumusttakeitasROYALCHALLENGEotherwisepeoplewillcalluOLDMONK&stickaBLACKLABELonubutumustfightlikeNAPOLEANlivelikeBAGPIPERwalklikeJOHNNYWALKERworktill8PMthinklikeDIRECTORSPECIALthenurlifewillblikeIMPERIALBLUE&UBEXPORT&urSIGNATUREshallhavegravity!GOOD DRINK!!!

Do u knw wats the relation btwn smile n ur face? ur face
luks good with a smile but smile luks more good when its on
ur face.so keep smiling

Y india is nevr in worldcup football? Bcoz in the playing
11, there mustbe 4 obc,3 sc/st,2 handicapd & goal keeping
shoud be done by a blind

Friendship isn't an Exam to Pass or Fail,not a competition
to Win or Lose,It is a Feeling in which u care for Someone
MORE THAN URSELF...

Hua jo gum tumhe dard kahi aur hoga,haso jo tum khush koi
aur hoga,socho to zara us anjaan k bare me,vo Anjaan MERE
siva aur koun hoga??

Night has ended for another day,
Morning has come in a
special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays
And leave
your worries for some other day.
Good Morning!!

I may hav 4gotten 2 say dat i care. I may hav failed 2 open
up & share, bt though no words hav been spoken, my promise
of frndshp wont b broken

So jaao, So jaao Bina Msg Kiye So Jaao.., Sapne Me Bhoot
Aayenge, Or Tumhe Yaad Dilayenge -Ke Tumne Mujhe Msg Nahi
Kiya Hai. ""BHOOT NIGHT'''

Yadom me na dhundo hume, dil me hum bus jayenge, tamanna ho
agar milne ki to on karo mobile hum inbox me hi mil
jayenge...!!!

Kise ke pass kuch na ho to hasti hai duniya, kisi ke pass
sab kuch ho to jalti haiduniya ,hmare pass hai aap jaisa
dost jiske liye tarsti hai duniya

DIL ko dukhane me waqt hi kitna lagta hai, Aansu bahane me
waqt hi kitna Lagta hai, Aap ko hmari yad hi nhi
aati,warna ek msg karne me waqt hi kitna Lagta hai.

Yon boond boond na pila saki
hum to maykhana pine wale hain.Mana ki jhil si aankhen hain
teri par hum bhi samandar mein rahne wale hain.