Rana's Quote Collection - Page 11

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proof-reading.

A sardar ji went to party with his family and introduced them to his friends, saying...
I am sardar and this is my sardaarni. This is my kid and that is my kidney.

Guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1,a better model cums on the market!

The world is so more beautiful with you around!

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.

Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?