arun sharma's Quote Collection

Every minute “God” blesses u,

every hour “God” protects u,

bcoz! every day I pray to “God”:

Banda “SWEET” hai zara extra khayal rakhna

A sardarji in library bangs a book and says: Too boring, too many characters and no story.
Librarian: so you are the one who took the phone directory away?

In rain all birds find shelter but eagle is the one that avoids the rain by flying above the clouds.
Problem is common to all but attitude makes the difference.

I want a kiss from you

surprized??

but why??

aray baba

Kiss means

K> Koi
I> Intresting sa
S> sms
S> send karo

so please kiss me jaldi jaldi!

Banane wale ne ek Dost mere liye banaya, Jise Aap ke rup me maine paya,
Jo mere dil me aise samaya, Jaise purani haveli me ho BHOOT ka saaya!

TEACHER- DHRITRASHTRAK KE 100 PUTRA THE PANDAVON KE SIRF 5, AISE KYUN?
STUDENT- MADAM,KYUN KI JINKI ANKHEN HOTI HAIN UNHE AUR BHI KAAM HOTE HAIN...