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Shakil's Quote Collection

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Pehla Dost: Tum Ne Garmion Ki Chuttian Kahan Guzareen?

Doosra Dost: 1 Din GHOREY Ki Qamar Pe Baqi 59 Din Hospital Me...
Hindi Jokes
Shakil
Fri, Mar 20, 2009
41
Patient: Doctor, You Must Help Me. I Keep Losing My Temper With People.

Doctor: Tell Me About Your Problem.

Patient: I Just Did, You Stupid Bastard.
Jokes
Shakil
Fri, Mar 20, 2009
11
Life Is Like A Cafeteria.You Take Your Tray, Select Your Food & Pay At The Other End.
You Can Get Anything. You Want As Long As You're Willing To Pay The Price In Cafeteria.
If You Wait For People To Serve You, You'll Wait Forever.
Life Is Like That Too.

You Make The Choices & Pay The Price To Succeed...
Life
Shakil
Fri, Mar 20, 2009
51
2day is "World toothbrush day".Send it 2 9 people who don't brush their teeth as i send it 2 u...
Funny
Shakil
Thu, Mar 19, 2009
82
Every night u come 2 my dream & i wake up shouting "Ghost, Ghost,Ghost".
Funny
Shakil
Thu, Mar 19, 2009
61
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