Sunil Baswal's Quote Collection

In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.susu: isliye karke sona .

Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,
Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai,
Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi,
Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai.

Na kabhi yeh chupaya ki pyaar kitna hai..

Na kabhi yeh jataya ki Dard kitna hai..

Bas hamare uss Ek khuda ko malum hai..

Hamari zindagi me ahmiyat aapki kitni hai..

A Santa enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab

Santa : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

Haqiqat He Kese tujhe Sapna Kahu
Tere Har Dard Ko Ab Me Apna Kahu
Sb Kuch Qurban He Meri Jaan Tujhpe
Kaun He Tere Siwa Jise Mai Apna Kahu

Bina Drd K Ansu Bahaye Nhi Jate,
Bina Pyar K Rshte Nibhye Nhi Jate,
Zidgi Me 1 Bat Yad Rkhna,
Kisi Ko Rula K Apne Sapne sajye nhi jate !!

Before Computers entered our lives!
MEMORY was something you lost with age,
an APPLICATION was for employment,
a PROGRAM was a tv show,
a CURSOR used profanities,
a KEYBOARD was a piano,
a WEB was a spiders home,
a VIRUS was the flu,
a HARD DRIVE was a long trip on the road,

Ek bus driver ke seat ke peeche likha tha.
'agar bhagwan ne chaha to manzil tak pahuncha dunga. Agar nazar chook gyi to maa kasam , bhagwan se hi mila dunga.........