Tinku's SMS Collection

Dear Friend’s! Your Remaining Sleeping Time Has been Expired SO Plz Leave Ur Bed Open Ur Eyes And c Ur Mobile I wish U *Salam.E.Subah* & *G00D M0RNING*

U R W8ng 4 My Morning Wish? .-*-. ( ‘.’ ) =(,,)=(,,)= Shoø Shweet Dont Worry How Can I 4get U? HERE ComEz My Wish =*=*GØØD*=*= *=*MØRNING*=

Ager KUTTAY ko coat pent pehna dia jae to usay kya kahenge? . . . . Bewaqoof! Kutta hi kahenge. Lekin aapne jo socha wo bhi theek hai:)

Kisi ne bhool k Mujse pooch lia, Aaj K, Kaise ho? Main ne kaha, Zindgi mai GHAM hen, GHAM mai Dard hy, Dard main MAZA hay, Or Main, “MAZAY me hoon.

Teacher: Radio or akhbar main kia farq hai? Pathan (bohat soch k): Dekho madam, Akhbar mein hum Rotiyan la sakta hai, Magar Radio mein nahi.

Chose one biscuit then i’ll tel u k apka lifeprtnr kesa hoga Prince,Rio,Tuc, Gala,Tiger,Super Rite,Chocochip Bistik,Peanut. PRINCE:fashionable RIO:Lazy TUC:Loving GALA:sincere TIGER:Stingy SUPER:Caring RITE:Cool...

Fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 20 meters, but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car . . .

2 friends, “see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See” saw sea and jumped in sea. “Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea. “See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea. “See”...

maine khuda se pucha ki kimat kya hai pyar ki. khuda bola aansu bhari ZINDGI aur umar intzar ki!