vandyg63's Quote Collection

Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted.

bewafaa phool ko khushboo dena koi aap se seekhe
rote hue ko manana koi aap se seekhe
are dost to har koi bana lete hain par
dosti nibhaana koi aap se seekh

Dilon mein arzoo ke diye jalte rahenge,
akhon se aansoo nikalte rahenge,
tum shama banke dilo me roshani to karo,
hum mom bankar yu hee pighalte rahenge

Mujhe pata hai Aap bahut bizzi hain,
bahot nahi par thode se crazzi hain.
maana ke milna bahut mushkil hai,
Par mobile pe sms karna to bahut Eazzy hai

Ishq ka imtihan aasan nahi,
pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi,
Muddatein beet jati hain kisi ke intezaar mein,
ye sirf lamhe 2 lamhe ka kaam nahi,