shubham sharma's Quote Collection

The yearly ritual of your taking bath expires on 15th August. May you give Independence to all the bacterias, parasites and dirt that you host on your body.
Happy Independence day!

Let's value our Freedom by not forgetting the sacrifices of the martyrs. It's time for us to unite and fight corruption and bringing in reforms by starting a revolution!
Let us pray and fight to make every subsequent 15 August a happy Independence day!

It's amazing what people do for love, and it's even more amazing what love does to people.

Santa(Drunk): It's really awkward.
Jeeto: What's awkward?
Santa: That I'm really drunk and you're still ugly.

The relationship between husband & wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.

Santa was looking at a lady.
Jeeto: Why are you staring at that lady?
Santa: Bcoz she looks exactly like you.
Jeeto: Is she hot?
Santa's dilemma: To say YES or NO!