April Fool Wishes and Status Messages - Page 10

The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool''s Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent On purpose for pure merriment.

The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool''s Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.

April Fools gone past, and you''re the biggest fool at last.

Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It''s good to be silly at the right moment.

Suppose the world were only one of God''s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

April noddy''s past and gone, You''re the fool an'' I''m none.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.

If it thunders on All Fool''s Day,
Expect good crops of corn and hay.

The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

APRIL FOOL, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

One of love''s April-fools.

The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool''s Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Real friends are those who, when you feel you''ve made a fool of yourself, don''t feel you''ve done a permanent job.

Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.

Small April sobbed, I''m going to cry
Please give me a cloud to wipe my eye;
Then April Fool, she laughed instead
And smiled a rainbow overhead.

It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.

April noddy''s past and gone, You''re the fool an'' I''m none.

So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.

One of love''s April-fools.

The maple syrup''s full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie----I---
APRIL FOOL!

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

April Fools gone past, and you''re the biggest fool at last.

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool''s Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent On purpose for pure merriment.