April Fool Wishes and Status Messages - Page 7

The fool is always beginning to live.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.

What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning.

Dont approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.

Very often, say what you will, a knave is only a fool.

Silence is the wit of fools.

None but a fool is always right.

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark, or the man afraid of the light?

The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one,
must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.

A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.

The mistakes of the fool are known to the world, but not to himself.
The mistakes of the wise man are known to himself, but not to the world.

To be a mans fool is bad enough; but the vain man is everybodys.

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit;
change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; and
mistaking foes for friends.

Young men think old men fools, and old men know young men to be so.

For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.

There is no greater fool than he that says, There is no God, unless it be the one
who says he does not know whether there is one or not.

A fool may have his coat embroidered with gold, but it is a fools coat still.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.

A fellow who is always declaring hes no fool, usually has his suspicions.

If it thunders on All Fools Day,
Expect good crops of corn and hay.

Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.

Fools build houses, and wise men buy them.

Wise men learn by other mens mistakes, fools by their own.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldnt be any fun living in it, or profit.