April Fool Wishes and Status Messages - Page 8

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn''t be any fun living in it, or profit.

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool.

Lord, what fools these mortals be.

If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

The mistakes of the fool are known to the world, but not to himself. The mistakes of the wise man are known to himself, but not to the world.

There are more fools in the world than there are people.

If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.

If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don''t tell them he''s a damned fool, they''ll never find out.

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.

Nature, it appears, has been rather more bountiful to Paul’s body and purse than to his intellect; above the ears, speaking bluntly, the boy is strictly tapioca.

Only a fool knows everything. A wise man knows how little he knows.

The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool''s Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.

The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fools Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.

There is a foolish corner even in the brain of the sage.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

You don''t have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected.

This is the day (April Fool''s Day) upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

Small April sobbed, Im going to cry
Please give me a cloud to wipe my eye;
Then April Fool, she laughed instead
And smiled a rainbow overhead.

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.

Hain''t we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain''t that a big enough majority in any town?

The trouble ain''t that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain''t distributed right.

Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.

Controversy equalizes fools and wise men...and the fools know it.

Ah, well, I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God''s fool, and all His work must be contemplated with respect.

Wise people are foolish if they cannot adapt to foolish people.