Most Shared April Fools Day Wishes and Status Messages

Some things are made for each other. For example:
Shoe & Socks;
Soap & Water;
Paper & Pen;
I & your girlfriend.
Happy April Fool!

Agar apse koi kahe k aap
'GOODLOOKING' ho
'SMART' ho
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'GENIOUS' ho
to rakh k thapper daina us ko....?
or kehna.....! MARCH K MAHINE MAI APRAIL FOOL BANATA HAI......!

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Fool

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar jhoote ko.

I am a fool;
I am a fool;
I am a fool;
OK OK Cool; I agree U, are a fool. Now Control urself.
April fool wishes to the cutest fool!

Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds.
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Open your eyes. Now you will realize that U have wasted 10 seconds thinking of a fool.
Happy All Fools' Day!

What is the difference between a wise & a fool?
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A wise sends SMS & a fool keeps reading them. How many times have U read my messages? Happy April Fool!

God made daylight & it's called Sun;
God made entertainment & it's called Fun;
God made nightlight & it's called Moon;
God made you and it's called Cartoon.
Happy April Fool!

April fools English SMS for Girlfriend:
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Amazing SIX facts-
1.90% of people in Myanmar don't drink milk
2.Snake's vision is up to 5 km.
3.A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4.No twins have been born til now in Greenland.
5.zebra doesn't have liver.
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6.All the details are False.
Thanks For Beleiving Me For A While.
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April Fool.. ! ;-)

Plz cal me urgent..

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janab msg to pura padh liya kro. pata nhi kon kub pahle april fool bana de.

I Have Changed My Number,
Note Down My New No.
And Plz Give Me A Miss Call.

My New Number Is…..
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“100?
Dum Hai To Miss Call mar!

Aliens Have Contacted The Earth…
Just Watch The News And See It….
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One More Thing Advance Mein Happy April Fool..!

What is common b/w fools and smart persons?
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Smart compose the message for fools to circulate.
Happy April Fool!

Funny April Fool SMS Jokes:
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?

Y are U not an April fool?
Bcoz U believe in the equality of all months.
In any case, enjoy every day bcoz everyday is every day.

Hindi April Fool SMS
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?
April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

Ye pahela tha..
Baki 4 agle saal!
Happy fools day.

Who's the smart Alec in town?
'I' You are simply the smartest
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Fool.

Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days
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Surprised?
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After 2 Days it's 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2010

Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho..
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Dikha

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Chala bhi gaya Buddhu. upar dekhna chahiye tha na. Mobile me aayega kya.

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don't celebrate

A Day Will Come When the Whole World Will Celebrate
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,
But U Hav 2 Wait For 1 Day
Till Ur Birthday ; April 1st

Aisa hai dostana Hamara,
Mein Kishti tu Kinara,
Mai Dhanush tu Teer,
Me Matar tu Paneer,
Me Barish tu Badal
Me Rajma tu Chawal
Me Hot tu Cool,
Me April tu Fool.

In ladkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai

In ke peeche itna bhagna fazool hai

Jis din kisi lardki ne keh diya “I LOVE U”

To samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.

Aaj Agar Aap Ko Koi Kahe k Aap,,
“KHUBSOORAT”
“SMART” or
“GENIOUS”
Ho
To Rakh ke Muh pe Thappar Maar Dena,
Or Kehna,
Batmeez!
“MUSLIMAAN”
APRIL FOOL Nahi Manate Aap..

I m sending this fool messeges
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2 All Fools
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who celeBrate
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”APRIL FOOL”

Us Ne kaha SHAM
Chalo BAGH mein
Todte hain PHOOL.
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Le Gai Raigistaan
Aur boli APRIL fOoL.

Plz open this after 2days at thursday.
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I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2012.
April Fool in Advance

If a baby is born in AFRICA,
What will be the colour of the babies teeth??

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You fool.!

A new born baby dont hav teeth…