Most Popular April Fools Day Wishes and Status Messages

Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds.
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Open your eyes. Now you will realize that U have wasted 10 seconds thinking of a fool.
Happy All Fools' Day!

Llife without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am
talking about OXYGEN
ha ha ha just joking…..

April Fool is a very special day
Cause you can lie as much as you may
Everything’s gonna be OK
No complaints will ever be made!
Happy April Fools Day

I am a fool;
I am a fool;
I am a fool;
OK OK Cool; I agree U, are a fool. Now Control urself.
April fool wishes to the cutest fool!

God made daylight & it's called Sun;
God made entertainment & it's called Fun;
God made nightlight & it's called Moon;
God made you and it's called Cartoon.
Happy April Fool!

April fools English SMS for Girlfriend:
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Agar apse koi kahe k aap
'GOODLOOKING' ho
'SMART' ho
or
'GENIOUS' ho
to rakh k thapper daina us ko....?
or kehna.....! MARCH K MAHINE MAI APRAIL FOOL BANATA HAI......!

Some things are made for each other. For example:
Shoe & Socks;
Soap & Water;
Paper & Pen;
I & your girlfriend.
Happy April Fool!

What is common b/w fools and smart persons?
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Smart compose the message for fools to circulate.
Happy April Fool!

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don't celebrate

April Fool (1st April) is the day
upon which we are reminded of
what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four

What is the difference between a wise & a fool?
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A wise sends SMS & a fool keeps reading them. How many times have U read my messages? Happy April Fool!

I m sending this fool messeges
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2 All Fools
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who celeBrate
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”APRIL FOOL”

Best SMS Of 1950s:
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Was there a mobile phone at that time?
Use some common sense. U just start enjoying whatever is sent to U.
Happy April Fool!

Aisa hai dostana Hamara,
Mein Kishti tu Kinara,
Mai Dhanush tu Teer,
Me Matar tu Paneer,
Me Barish tu Badal
Me Rajma tu Chawal
Me Hot tu Cool,
Me April tu Fool.

Y are U not an April fool?
Bcoz U believe in the equality of all months.
In any case, enjoy every day bcoz everyday is every day.

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar jhoote ko.

April 24 for Sachin;
July 01 for Lady Diana;
July 16 for Katrina Kaif;
October 11 for Amitabh;
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April 01 only for you! Enjoy the day!

Plz open this after 2days at thursday.
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I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2012.
April Fool in Advance

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl… April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Fool

Funny April Fool SMS Jokes:
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?

Hindi April Fool SMS
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?
April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

Aliens Have Contacted The Earth…
Just Watch The News And See It….
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One More Thing Advance Mein Happy April Fool..!

If a baby is born in AFRICA,
What will be the colour of the babies teeth??

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You fool.!

A new born baby dont hav teeth…

In ladkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai

In ke peeche itna bhagna fazool hai

Jis din kisi lardki ne keh diya “I LOVE U”

To samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.

Amazing SIX facts-
1.90% of people in Myanmar don't drink milk
2.Snake's vision is up to 5 km.
3.A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4.No twins have been born til now in Greenland.
5.zebra doesn't have liver.
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6.All the details are False.
Thanks For Beleiving Me For A While.
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April Fool.. ! ;-)

Aaj Agar Aap Ko Koi Kahe k Aap,,
“KHUBSOORAT”
“SMART” or
“GENIOUS”
Ho
To Rakh ke Muh pe Thappar Maar Dena,
Or Kehna,
Batmeez!
“MUSLIMAAN”
APRIL FOOL Nahi Manate Aap..