You are My Shona..... I Dont Want you Khona... I Need In your Heart A Small Kona... If U Dont Like Me.... I Will Start Rona.... and Phir... Never Chup Hona..... I luv you alot.
A Boy's Facebook Status During Class: I Am Online From Class.... Comment From His Teacher: . Beta Test Me 0 Mila Hai Aa Ke Dekhega Ya Tag Karun..
Whatever happens, happens for the best . .. ... on Facebook!
A Naughty Answer given by a girl when asked-How you feel when sum1 gives u a flying kiss? . . . . G!rl - I feel boyz are lazy..
I used to wonder what it was like to read people's minds but now that I have a Facebook account, I'm over it.
Texting + Facebook = Textbook. Yes, Mom! I am studying.
Boy: I heard you are great in ALGEBRA? Girl: Yes! why? Boy: Can you please substitute my X without asking Y?
Thank God! FaceBook and Twitter don't run on Petrol!
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status.
I'm not addicted to Facebook.. I only use it when I have time.. . . . . . . . . Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time...
Studies show that friends who like My Posts have an above average
Mark Zuckerberg denies keeping his wedding plans private, he posted the full details on Google+ but no one read them.
Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
Guys: Wow, her status is dumb but she's cute. So I'm gonna like it.
Men Rule: If you can't convince them, confuse them! Women Rule: If you can't convince them, unfriend them from Facebook!
Son to His Mom: Mom You Know Na, I Love You A Lot. But Sorry Mom, I Can't Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook.
Twitter is a nursery for wannabe Critics. FaceBook for Photographers.
Who says, One can't deactivate one's Facebook account? I did it many a time.