Flirt Wishes and Status Messages - Page 11

Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & I together babes is passion so extreme!

Your daddy must be a terrorist ''cus you''re DA BOMB!

let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
****
(@..@)
(..)hi main marjava, Kitney soney ho tusy!

An important element of friendship is communication, and that''s the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I don''t want to cut the line that connects US...

Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!

Roses are red.voilets are corny.when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?”}::_++_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food.

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you.

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don''t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don''t hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won''t hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don''t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER

If flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you.

NOBODY likes U, NOBODY cares for U, NOBODY misses U, NOBODY wants to see U good, NOBODY is Ur best friend, NOBODY is happy with U, ...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODY.

What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you.

In life when u get troubles, don''t get nervous......just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART...... HEART may be on the left..... but it is always right! and loves u

In life when u get troubles, don''t get nervous......just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART...... HEART may be in left..... but it always right! and loves u

DO
YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS
MEANT
BY
----------MOBILE-------
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START

You''re eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be. There''s one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

If love is a crime, lock me up, i''m guilty baby.

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me.

One day youll ask me: whats more important to you, me or your life? ill say my life and youll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life.

Hello, I''m a thief and I''m here to steal your heart!

Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.

It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1''s with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

There are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......
yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......
harder......so good! Yeah, that''s textual intercourse!

Hey! Cutie... ..yes YOU! you''re smiling again Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE hey...... Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!