Flirt Wishes and Status Messages - Page 10

During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!

I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights....but you I love more sweetheart!

Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! Yeah, that''s textual intercourse!

An important element of friendship is communication, and that''s the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I don''t want to cut the line that connects US. Take care always!

An important element of friendship is communication, and that''s the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I don''t want to cut the line that connects US. Take care always!

Your daddy must be a terrorist ''coz you''re DA BOMB!

Your doctor''s advice: Drink more water, take vitamins, sleep early, always relax...but keep on texting me!

We''ve known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than FRNDS? Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !?

We''ve known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than FRNDS? Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !?

Hello, I''m a thief and I''m here to steal your heart!

Heer & Ranjha discovered Luv...Romeo & Juliet practised it...Farhaad & Sheerein Died 4 it .....NOw wht abt Ya n Me?

Your doctor''s advice: Drink more water, take vitamins, sleep early, always relax...but keep on texting me!

Behind your smile, I know there are sorrows. Behind your laughter, I know there are tears. But I want you to know that, behind you is me who always CARE for you...

Hey! Cutie... ..yes YOU! you''re smiling again Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE hey...... Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!

At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping. 2.3 million are falling in love. 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cute is reading this txt ;)

there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as beautiful.... as "YOU!" ..

At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping. 2.3 million are falling in love. 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cutie is reading this txt ;)

Another month,another year,another smile,another tear,an other winter an summer 2 but not another u.

Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you''re the bomb! Your daddy must have been a hunter because you''re a fox!

What''s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much!

What''s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much!

Think big
Think smart
Think positive
Think beautiful
Think great
I know dis is
2 much 4 u,
so here is a shortcut
Just think about ME!!

Hey! Cutie... ..yes YOU! you''re smiling again Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE hey...... Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!

Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

This morning, an angel asked me to go to heaven with him but I refused…. there is no signal. How can I text you?

Itney qareeb say guzar kar gaya hai
Andaaz be rukhi kay num kar gaya hai
Mayat pe mari kharay ho kar anjaan bangaya hai
Kehta hai logon say yeh kon mar gaya hai
Aana mari kabar par aur parna phir Fatiha
Aur phir muskara kar keh dena acha howa mar gaya hai.

+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya

Angels r moving from door to door today dropping heavenly blessings. I prayed to God they get to your door as they just left mine.

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