Flirt Wishes and Status Messages - Page 8

Open with Love... If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I... Love... Disturbing you...

A psychological study prove that monkeys use thumbs to read messages. Don''t change your finger, its too late now.

I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS". i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey bail me out, Where r u?

Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

Those Sparkling Eyes That Amazing Face A watt smile The Enthu Stride The Cheerful Talk Charming stud I''m still The same hw r u?... wts up.

This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn''t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn''t even tell me? ANIMAL PLANET!

I chased love, found friendship; chased desires found hopes; chased reality found dreams; i chased a monkey and found you.

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, my blood. Cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen.

When u r alone, When u r crying, when u r upset, Don''t think of me!! just call me B''coz incoming is free for me...

Can v do romance in the evening today? I''m in a good mood. Just a little bit of kissing and biting. Reply me soon urs lovingly, "MOSQUITO".

Nobody is like you
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody

Who''s hot... Its U, Who''s Charming... Its U, Who''s Sweetest.. Its U, Who''s Intelligent... Its U, Who''s dear & near friend... Its U, Who''s a liar.. Its me!

Hello DEAR Where R U Now...? No Visits..., No Calls...., No SMS from Wik, No Missed calls, I M So worried... --------- Are U n JAIL again? Pls r e p l y!

No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU.... They''re none of YOUR BUSINESS!!

Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i have done.........

Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise & your all teeth will be broken.

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It''s Lifebouy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

Warning, cell phones cause radiations which results in brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension.

If You care for me, i care for you, You miss me, i miss you, You like me i like you, You message me, i message you. You forget me, i m sorry that where i''m different from you. i''ll kill you.

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn''t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

I believe u so much. i trusted u so much but u told my secret to every one. Why did u told every one that i am so beautiful.

I saw u on a road, U look so beautiful. U walk as a divine. When i see u, a sweet song blows in my heart. WHO LETS THE DOG OUT.

YOU are very cute b''cos in my dictionary Cute means... C - Causing U - Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere.

U r a DONKEY; d decent, o outclass, n nice, k kind, e excellent, y young.

if u read this, i m smart..
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...

Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room... They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested ur Name Them They Said ''OH! NO! We Can''t Disturb Our BOSS!

I luv u, I really do... I only luv u.... I cannot hurt u... Coz i luv u frm da bottom of my heart Coz MANEKA GANDHI sayz "LUV ANIMALS".

If u Punch me, I don''t mind, If u Hurt me, I don''t mind, If u Use bad language me, I don''t mind, If u Insult me, I don''t mind Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD".

If i need "Brain Transplantation" i will prefer your brain... don''t think that you are a genious.......... i need a brain which is never used before.