Flirt Wishes and Status Messages - Page 12

If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and….be Smart as ME.

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room… They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested ur Name 2 Them They Said ‘OH! NO! We Can’t Disturb Our BOSS!’

Stars + Moon=Romantic,
night + sky=Lovely day,
animals + forest=refreshing world,
u+ ur smile=O my God Ami Bhooooooot

REMMBER THESE WORDS ….
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY

Who’s hot… Its U,
Who’s
Charming… Its U,
Who’s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who’s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who’s dear & near friend… Its U
Who’s a liar.. Its me!

i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,don’t be crazy,i love also other alphabet like v,w,x,y,z.

This is not fair!
How could u do this? Didn’t expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET!

Lauhging is best medison ,so laugh ,loudly ,more loudly, arey baba loudly loudly bola na ,congrats u have won free entry to , mental hospital

A-u r attractive, B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny, G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.

if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous…

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

Life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food

Both of you go up and down, protection is tight,
keeping it up all damn night, never tired always alert…..
I Know you love….Your job as a SECURITY GUARD.!

YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means…
C - Causing
U - Un-necessary
T - Trouble
E - Everywhere

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

Men,s “F” Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT….!

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, in my blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen

Hello DEAR
Where R U
Now…?
No Visits…,
No Calls….,
No SMS from Wik,
No Missed calls,
I M So worried…
———
Are U n JAIL again?
Pls r e p l y!

Life is like a MOVIE…
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that’s COMEDY

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

Why did God Create U before Me….? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE, Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people… I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss…

It’s better to stay away from girls.Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

love in pakistan
romance in afganistan
marrige in rajsthan
no more children in hindustan……………

I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?

we’ve known….each other for….quite a while now, do u think we can b more….
than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2… rob a bank?

Hi, I m standing by my window, waiting for ur message, if u dont sms me i ll jump from ………….Ground floor

Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u…. dont cry…….my name is nobody

Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
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