Flirt Wishes and Status Messages - Page 14

*** Flirt with Freaky Girls ***
!!! ||Boys Psychology|| !!!

*** Fraud with Innocent Girls ***

*** Fun with Sexy Girls ***

*** Friendship with Charming Girls ***

*** Contact with Intelligent Girls ***

*** Flirt with Freaky Girls ***

*** Love with Faithful Girls ***

& in the end

*** Marriage with the Rich Girl ***

!!! Moral of the story !!!

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro !

Never trust a girl who says she loves you more than anyone else in the world; it shows she has been experimenting.

Everybody wants someone Special, Someone Nice, Someone thought ful, Someone honest, Someone Cute, Someone perfect, Someone attractive, Why they always call ME!

I want u to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner n say those three sweet words to you,''pay the bill.''

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

People Liv, People Die, People Laugh, People Cry, Sum Give up, Sum Will Try, Sum Says Hi, Sum Says Bye, Sum may 4get 2disturb U but, HOW Can I?

Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter....

IF U READ THIS,I''M SMART IF U SAVE THIS,U AGREE THAT I''M SMART IF U FORWARD THIS,U R SPREADING THAT I''M SMART AND IF U DELETE THIS,U JEALOUS

Friendship is like PRIYAGOLD "hak se maango" Love is like PEPSI "ye dil mange more" & Girl friend like GHADI DETERGENT Pahle istemal karo Fir Vishwas Karo.

Dil kar raha hai keh….
aaj tumhein akeiley mein…
le ja kar…
apney hontoon se eik…
kis…
kis…
kis..
kiss…
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka………

When I want 2 see the sky, I C U When I want 2 c the flowers I C U, when I want 2 c the moon I C U, so please get a side and clear my VIEW!

An important element of friendship is communication, and that''s the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I don''t want to cut the line that connects US...

There r 8 ways 2 describe u...:nice...friendly...so cute...loving...very sweet...funny...charming...thoughtful..in short,u r juz like me...:p

I luv u I really do… I only luv u…. I cannot hurt u… Coz i luv u frm da bottom of my heart Coz MANEKA GANDHI sayz “LUV ANIMALS”

Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Dont like 2read, or if my msgs disturb u, thn plz dont hesitate, feel free to .. Throw ur mobile

Dnt give Importance 2 MONEY. Bcoz it Can giv Bed but nt SLEEP,Books but nt BRAINS,Cloth bt not BEAUTY, Luxuries bt not HAPPINES.So transfr it to My A/c.

tohar chehra moti saman………………..
tohar chehra moti saman………………..
tohar chehra moti saman………………..
tohar chehra moti saman………………..
MOTI HAMAR KUTTE KA NAM………

Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.

Some things can be left undone. Some words can be left unsaid. Some feelings can be left unexpressed. But someone like you can never be left unremembered.

In life when u get troubles, don''t get nervous......just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART...... HEART may be in left..... but it always right! and loves u

By the time u realise what your parents said was right... U will have a kid who begins to think you are wrong

What is full form of A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls heart

GIRLS EXCUSES : PHONE MAT KARO DEAR MOM HOTI HAI NEAR, PAPA SE LAGTA HAI FEAR, BAAT BHI HOTI NAHI CLEAR, ISLIYE SMS KARO DEAR WIHTOUT FEAR

R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now.

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last

Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

If-You care for me ,i care for you
You miss me,i miss you.
You like me i like you.
You message me,i message you.
You forget me,im sorry that where im different from you.i’ll kill you

Actually seriuously practically really typically sincerely jokingly essentially interestingly obviously i want to disturb u !!!

To see monkey, I went to zoo, but on seeing monkey, I thought of YOU.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.