Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 16

Dedicated to All girls-
ladko ko apna dil na dena..
Dil ke jzbat ye kya janenge..
Low waist jeans to sambhlti nhi..
Hmara DIL kya "GHANTA" smbhalnge???

SHAKESPEARE Said..!!
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Meri maa ki Kasam maine itni baatein nhi kahi..
yeh log khud se bana bana k kehte hai ..

Aanso Ponchne wala har koi Mill jaye ga.

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Naak Ponchne wala Koi Nahi Mille ga.

So Rumal Apne Sath Rakho ,,,

Perfect msg :
Agar lyf me kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye...
To 2 min. apni aankhen band karke...
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socho k...
Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye...

A Boy Was Walking On The Road In Rain

A Girl Came With An Umbrella & Said To Him
"Hello , U Can Share My Umbrella With Me"
Boy Replied: "It's Ok, Sister I m Ok "
& Then Walked way

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Moral Of The Story -

Moral Voral Kuch Nhi larky Koi Khaas Nahi Thi

Love krne ki 3 Saza,
Ishq krne wale ko Saza-e-Maut,
Mohabat krne wale ko Umarkaid.
Or Pyar krne wale ko Fasi.
Pr Aap tension mt lo Linebazi Free h..BO$$

Kal 2 Logo ko bewakoof banaya
puncho kaise


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Bilkul Aise He Ab 3 Ho Gaye.

What is the similarity between
FACEBOOK and FRIDGE ??

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Pata hota hai ki kuch bhi nahi hai,
phir bhi din me 10 bar khol k dekhte hai..!

Mobile & Mobil Oil
Me Kya Same Hai?







Dono Ka Kharcha Insaan Ki Kamar Tor Deta Hai.

A Heartbroken Lover's Emotional Line Turned Into A Joke By His Frnds... .

Lover :- "Wo Meri Nahi Ho Sakti Toh Aur Kisi Ki B Nahi Ho Sakti.... "
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Friends :- Aur Agar Teri Huwi To Kya Sabki Hogi.....???

Baarish ka mausam bada tadpata hai,
Woh aajaye mehfil mein yeh dil chahta hai,
Par wo aayenge kaise,
Unke paas na raincoat hai na chata hai!!

2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago

1-Jiske Piche Me Hu

Q K
Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi.

2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu

Q K
Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.

Ek Aurat ATM Machine par ,
Beta Mera Balance Check Kar do ,
Beta Aurat Ko Laat Marta hain Aurat gir jati hain ,
Aunty AApka balance to kharab hain.

Agr Mobile India Mai Bana Hota To Us Mai Ye Templates Hote: 1.Kutey Call Kr
2.Cigrete Lete Hue Aiyo
3.Yar Kisi Lakdi Ka No. Dede
4.Recharge Karade Kamine
5.Kuttey ! Kahan Mra Pada Hai
6.Gate P Aja Jaldi
7.Yar Meri Bandi Naraz Ho Gai Hai...

3 cheezain jo hm sari Zindagi nhi bhool sakty,

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1.Breakfast

2.Lunch

3.Dinner

Har waqt Emotional hony ki zarort nhi;>

Devdas ne daru k liye Paaro ko
chhod diya,
Ram ne Vachan k liye
ghar chhod diya,

aur
aapne..
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...apne chillar bachaane ke liye
sms karna chhod diya.....

dil tha akelaa ..aur gum the hazaaro..
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akele ko milker hazaaro ne lutaa...

Ek Ladka or Ladki Ek Dusre Ko Q Nahi Samajhte?
Qki Khuda Ne Ladke Ko DIMAG Diya Hai Or Ladki Ko Accha DIL
Magar Ladka DIL Se Sochta Hai Or Ladki DIMAG se,

Agr kisi ne aapko rulaya ho
Dukh dia ho
Pareshan kiya ho
To ap b usko rula sakte hain
Dukh desakte hain
Pta hai kese?
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Uski Aankh mein ungli maar kar:-)

Magazine main parha:
Smoking buri cheez hai to chor di.
Fir aik martaba parha beer pina acha nhi
Wo bhi chor di then
Aik din parha g.f bnana achi baat nhi
Mene magazine parhna chor di ;

Question: “Income Tax Aur Caller-Tune Mein Kya Similarity Hai?”

Answer: “Dono Ka Paisa Hum Bharte Hai, Maza Koi Aur Leta Hai.“

Zindgi me hamesha 1 baat yad rakho,
Kabhi kisi k dil se matkhelo.
Kyu k dil 1 hi hota hai,
Agar kheln hai h
To kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

Mohabbat k raste main har waqt dard milega ...












Main soch rha hun is raste me hospital khol loon ... Mast chalega..;-)

Welcme 2 DOSTI care centre
Yad krne k liye 1 dbaye
Milne k liye 2 dbaye
Bat krne k liye 3 dbaye
or hme bhul jane k liye
APNA GALA DBaYE..

DECENT THOUGHT 4 ALL THE GIRLS::
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Agar "Husband BHAGWAN saman hota hai toh
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"BOYFREIND bhi Chota-Mota DEVTA mana hi ja sakta hai!! ...

My Luv & My Best Frnd In Sinking
Boat
But I Can Save 0nly 1?
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fir mere dimag me khayal aya.
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sale dono 1 hi boat me akele kr kya
rahe the
dubnay do kamino ko

Girls Ki Shopping : .

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Lena Kuch Nahi Hota Bas, .

Ye Dekho!
Wo Dekho!
Ye Kya Hai?
Wo Kya Hai? .
5 Ghante Lagaati Hain,

Phir Golgappe Kha Ke Wapas Aa Jaati
Hain..!

GF: Pee ke Car mat chalana, Bahut Accident ho rahe hai
BF: Thanx Baby, You are So Caring :-)

Friend: Pee ke Car mat chala, Bahut Accident ho rahe hai
Boy: Baap ko Mat Sikhaaaa !

Me : Mom finally exams are over :D
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Mom : So What, Tu kaunsa padhta tha...

Sara din rotay rahen koi nahi puchta :(
Lekin jab
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koi msg perhtay waqt hans rahe ho tou usi time sab puchne lag jate hain
KIS KA MSG HAI

hmmmm'mmmmm''mmmmmmm kon hy ?