Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 4

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8 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Diwali upadesh:

Agar Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle Toh.

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Ghee ko Garam Kar Lo..

Har Cheez Me Ungli Karna Achi Baat Nahi hai...

8 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Keh do samundar se ki

apni lehron ko smbhaal k rakhe...

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Qki..

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Zindagi mein toofan laane k liye

ek gf hi kaafi hai...

8 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ladkon ke liye 1 Vishesh Suchna..
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Agar koi ladki tumse mile...

frndship kare..

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agle din hi tumse I luv u kahe...

toh...

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samaj lena

wo emotional attyachar ki undercover agent hai...

8 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Us befawa ke yad me ham ne jam utha liya. . . .
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Phir lagaya bread pe

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fatafat kha liya. . . . .

MORAL.......sare ashiq sharabi nahi hote. ..

8 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Har maa ki 1 hi dua. .
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aag lag jaye tumhare is phone ko 24 ghante tuk tuk ..... !!

8 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

"Kehte hain

khuda ne is jaha me sabhi k liye kisi na kisi ko hai bnaya har kisi k liye

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Hamare wale ne kahin suicide to nhi kar li

Mil hi nahi rahi..

8 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Very Heart Touching Lines Said

By A Boy to A Girl During Breakup...

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"Behen Gifts Toh Wapis Karti Ja,

Teri Bhabhi Ko Kya Dunga.. "

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Takat ki 3 item..

Ghee asar krta hai 3 din me..

Doodh asar krta hai 3 ghante me..

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Daaru asar krti 3 minute me..

ab choice aapki ki aapko konsi takat chahiye

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Sansani ... ;)

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India mein itne Murder nahi huwe

jitne CID ne case solve kar diye .

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Aaj Maine BusMe Ek Ladki Fasai,

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Uske Pass Ticket Nahi Thi..

Maine Conducter Ko Bata Diya

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Expectation from Jobs: In 1990s
- Permanent Hai?
- TA, DA milta hai?
- Ghoos chalta hai na?
- Ghar milta hai?

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Expectation from Jobs: In 2010s
- CTC kitna hai?
- Travelling ka scene?
- "Crowd" kaisa hai?
- Bandiyaaan kitni hain?

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By sanjeev kumar # 8709

Soch raha hu ki Daroo chod du.!
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Kiske pass chodu.!
Sabhi kamine hai pee jayenge.!

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Girl's TOP 3 lines Meaning.. :D

1.I Miss U (Means:-Time pas nai ho raha hai.Tumhare sath hi thoda tym paas kar lu

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2.I M Single Means- (Mera past Bf bhikhari ban gaya.Ab tumhari bari

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3.Mai Couzin Se Baat Kar Rai Thi Means- (Or do bf waiting me the

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Mere pass facebook hai,

twitter hai,

orkut hai....

tumhare pass kya hai.....?

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Smart answer:

mere pass

"Aur bhi kaam hain

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Sawal Ek Crore ka..

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Q. Expiry date ke baad, zahar jyada jahrila hota hai ya kam jahrila?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Gaur farmayiega

Zindagi ne diye hai bohot dhokhe ;(

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Koi baat nahin

It's ok! it's ok! Xp

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Apne Husn pe

tu itna Naaz Na Kar Aye Pagli,

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Hamein pata hai:

Roz lagati ha tuu "Fair & Lovely"..!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:

Yr 1. Janu

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Yr 2. O G.

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Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?

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Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa

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Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?

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Yr 6. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Star Plus Serials

1st episode: Aik larka aur larki miltay h


78th episode: Dosti ho jati h


124th episode: larka: kia tum mujh se shadi kero ge?


250 episode: larki: soch ker batau ge


341 episode: larka: aray tum kahan thi itni dair? shadi ka koi plan banaya?


474 episode: larki: i'm married

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Purani soch: "Karo ya Maro."

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Nayi soch: "Marne se Phle kuch karo!"

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Ekdam Nayi soch: "Jab tak kuch kar nahi lete ,maro mat!"

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Meri Soch: Koi Bataega.. Saala karna kya hai...??

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Kamina baccha
Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein
Haath Daale Jaa Rahe They..
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Usi Waqt Ek Shararti
Bachha Aaya Aur Bola:
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Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi
Zyada Mast Thi..

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

aaj mujhe apne desh ke machharo par garv hai....

inhone wo kar dikhaya...

jo kai leaders and naami giraami log nahi kar paye....

kasab ka khatma!

fansi ya dengue!!!???

ye to andar ki baat hai...

machhar tujhe salaam!!

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

India is a place

where you say to Anyone driving faster than you

"Saala yeh pakka marega"

Anyone driving slower than you

"Saala garden mein chala raha hai"!!

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anyone Driving Parallel to you -

"Apne Baap se Race Lagayega tu...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Duniya mai aik hi aadmi hai

jo logo ko'jhoota' apple bech paya..

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Steve Jobs!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Jisko Bhi Dekha Rote Huye Dekha :'(

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Mujhe Toh Ye Mohabbat

Kisi Tissue Company Ki Saazish Lgti Hai.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Pilot 2 Control Tower:

This is IX 3J27.

I'm 300 Miles 4m Land,

600 feet ovr Water

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No Fuel Awaitng Instructions....Over

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Control tower:

Beta teri vaat lag gayi...Over

11 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Arz kiya he:

Aapki bato pe dil haru

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WAH! WAH!

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Aapki surat pe jan waru

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WAH! WAH!

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Jis din nahi karte aap reply

dil karta hai aapko patak-patak ke maru!

11 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek chhota sa par bahut
khatarnaak sentence jo na jaane
kitne Ladko ki jindagi barbaad kar
deta hai..
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"Yaar, vo tujhe dekh rahi thi"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Arz kiya he

Kya hua tha raat me

kaise mar gaya Tony

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wah wah

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Gaur farmayga

Kya hua tha raat me

kaise mar gaya Tony

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wah wah

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Janne k Liye dekhiye CID,

only on Sony

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek train me Katrina without ticket travel kar rahi thi.

Usne sari pehni thi.

T.T. Ne usse 100 Rs liye.

Aish ne jeans pehni thi usse 75 Rs liye.

Kareena ne skirt pehni thi usse 50 Rs liye.

Par Mallika se kuch naii liya.

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Why....??

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Kyuki...

Uske paas ticket tha.

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