Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 5

1time tha
Jab MURGA hame awaz de k jagata tha
Aur aaj ka time h hum MURGE ko msg bhej k jagate h
Jago mere MURGE jago
Aur bolo KUKDE..Ku

Isko kahte hain...












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Mere SMS ko padne ka JUNOON..

Aaj Ki Taazaaa Khabr !!
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Newspaper Me Hogi Jarur Padh Lena

Dil tho karta hai k Chor Jao Ye duniya

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Phir khayal ata hai

Duniya Mein Pehle hi khubsurat logo ki kami hai... :p

Nahi jana program cancel

Aasman Fata
Dharti hIll Gayi'
Apne Socha hamSE Mukti mill GayI..'
Or ham Jarasa buzy kya huE
ApnE Smzha k musibAThi Tall GayI.'

Aapko meri Konsi aadat buri lagti hai?
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Reply kiya to bohot pitoge...:)
Jaisa hoon mast hoon
Adjust karlo chup chap

Dosto raat ko parhtay Parhtay Aik Khayaal Aya...

Phir Kya??

Pen Uthaya Aur Likh dali Aik nai equation
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Bed Razai= Bhaar Me gai Parhai :P

Universal Truth:
Aap Kitne Bhi Badey Angrez
Ban
jaye Lekin,
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Hindi Mein “Galiyaan” Dene
Ka Maza Hi Kuch Alag Hota
hai…

Badaam Khane se Utni Aql Nahi Aati,
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Jitni Dhoka Khane Se Aati Hai...

The most heart breaking moment in our childhood :'(

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Jb ghar aye hue mehmano k diye hue 500 rs mumy vaps le leti thi :'(

'La beta tu kho dega'

Acchi Baat to Sabko Acchi Lagti hai dosto

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Lekin

Jab Tumhe Kisi ki Buri Baat bhi acchi Lage

to Smjho k

Tumhe Pyar

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Nahi hua :P

ZALEEL hone ki Aadat ho Gai hai..

Mai Pee Kar Nahi Behakta,
Usey Dekh Kar
Behakta Hoon
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Itna Bta Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?

phir
Mummi ki awaz aae : "Sharab Haram he, aur wo
Haramzadi."=)).

Agar
Koi apko Kahay " Oye INSAN Ban!
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Ek Bar
Koshish Zarur Kar Lena..
Baaqi Allah Ki Marzi. Hahahahah

Teri 1 angrai lene se mera dum nikal sa jata He


Ae zalim



'deodrent' lagane mei tera kya jata he

EK APP HO JO
"payare ho
"kabil ho
"smart ho
"sunder ho
AUR EK HUM HE JO ITNA JUTH BOLTE HE

Wo ladki aaj b thand me mar rahi
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Jisko maine 1 bar kaha tha..
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Tum bin swetar k Katrina Kaif lagti
ho...;)

Agar
mere
msg
se
aap
pareshan
ho
or
gussa
bhi
aiata
ho
to
aap
jhuta
ya
danda
le kar
sarpar
marlo kyunki hum nai sudhrenge

My real attitude.!

"Mujh se Nafrat ya pyar tabhi Karna

jab Mere bare me sab Kuch jante ho...:)

Naa ki Jab kisi Or se mere bare me suna ho..!

Mind it....

Arz kiya he

Besan K Pakode aur Muli k parathe me Heeng daal K Khaao.

wah wah

Besan K Pakode aur Muli k parathe me Heeng daal K Khaao.

wah wah

6 Cylinder Sarkar degi Baki ki Gas Khud banao

PETROLIUM MANTRALAYA DWARA JAN HIT ME JARI...

Anda
Anda Bhujiya
Omlate
Chicken
mutan
Macchi Fry
Chupke Se Padna &
Delete Kar Dena.
Bcz
ye Nonvag Mesg H
Kahte H Ye Gande Hote He

Plz take a minute to solve this question !
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it's complicated I know..
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ye melody itani chocolaty kyun hai ????

main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof

ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahi hai..

Ye Zindagi Bahut Chhoti Si Hai Yaaro..
Enjoy Kar Lo..
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Kya Pata..
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Kab Pyaar Ho Jaye
AuR Zindagi Tabah Ho Jaye,

Shahrukh's age- 47

Katrina's age- 28

Anushka's age- 23

The Question is:

Kab tak SRK apne se aadhe umar ki ladkio k sath romance karenge?

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Ans:

JAB TAK HAIN JAAN

JAB TAK HAIN JAAN

JAB TAK HAIN JAAN

Jawaharlal Nehru ne kaha, "aalas sabse bada shatru hai."

Mahatma Gandhi ne kaha, "hamesha apne shatru se prem karo."
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Ab kiski sunein? Bapu ki ya Chachu ki..?

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut..

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1. I Love u.

2. Aapki kasam.

3. U r my 1st love.

4. Balance nahi hai.

5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.

6. Parents sath mein hai.

and

7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.

after ishq wala love

what next do u expect from bollywood...

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chai wali tea...

hawa wali wind...

kutta wala dog.... :XDXD

Hum apko satate rhenge,

Marte dum tak post karte rhenge,

Aur

jis din koi post nhi aya hamara,

Doston smajh lena

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Agle din krunga kamino!

Itni jaldi nai marunga...

"Why Do We Students Sleep For Long Hours..??"

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Awesome Answer By Students :

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"Kyunki, Hamare Sapne Bahut Bade

Hote Hain..!

Friend or girlfriend me kya fark hota hai…..??

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Friend wo hai jis se hum udhar lete hain

Aur

girlfriend wo hai jiske liye hum udhar lete hai