Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 6

Question:
Aisa konsa driver
he jise license nai chahiye?
Ans:
Screwdriver

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Ek Ladki Bahot Masoom Thi...






























Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho..
Joke To Upar Tha..
Ladki Or masoom...
.NEVER.

Arz he-
Dil
CHEER
k
Dikhaon
to
Dard
Dhund
Na
Paoge


DIL
CHEER
K
Dikhaon
to
Dard
Dhund
Na
Paoge..



Kyuki..

Dard To Mere SIR me he

Ek kana kisi Ladki ko Propose kare to konsa geet gayega?


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1 najar se b Pyar hota hai, maine suna hai

What is the intresting thing in tom n jerry..?

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Pura din nange ghumenge ,

or

jab nahane ke liye jayenge

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to swimming suit pehan ke jayenge !

Ek ladki ko dekha to Aisa laga,
Dusri ladki ko dekha to Waisa laga.!!
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Jab dono ne thappad mara to ek Jaisa laga.....!!!

Apna Baccha Roye toh Dil men Dard hota hai,

Aur

Dusre ka Roye toh Sir Mein...:'( >:O

Apni Biwi Roye toh Sir mein dard hota hai,

Aur

Dusre ki Roye toh dil mein.. :'(
Uparwale Yeh kaisi maaya!!!!

No matter how 'Classy'

"Moron,

Idiot,

Stupid,

Dumb,

Geek"

&

such words may sound

Kisi ko 'KUTTA' bolne ka maza hi alag hota hai...!!

Mai
agar
kahu
tumsa
Haseen
Kainat
me
Nhi
Hai
Koi
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To Yar Yaqin mat Karna
Insan Pareshani me Kuch Ulta Seeda Bol Hi Jata hai

Chuho Ka Aatank To Dekho




























Sara Sms kha gaye!

Niche Jao or Pao 1 Ldki K Photo






Or Niche








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or Niche




YAKIN Nhi Hota
"AAP"
Ldki k Liye Itna niche gir shakte ho

Dil karta he tumhari jheel si neeli ankhon me dub jau...




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par kambakht mujhe tairna nahi aata.

Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ..





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"Chal Be Chal Mere Gift Wapis Kar"

Us Se Milnay Ko DiL Karta Hai..

magar.


magar.


Magar Us Ke Ghar Ke Kuttay Se Dar Lagta h

Just Dial My Number





Aur Bataye





apni GIRLFRND ka Address.


Fir dekhe...





Kaam Hamara





aur Naam Tumhara :-)

Kamyab insan banne k 3 tarike
1


2


3

Bhutni k pehle insan to banja
Phir Sochiyo Kamyab Hone k bare m

Arz kiya he

Apki dosti mere dil me yun bas gayi -2



Jaise naye darwaze me BUFFALO fas gayi!!!

agr koi
Aapki tarif kare,
Aapko smart kahe,
To 1 THAPPAD marna
Uski himmat kaise huyi
aapko APRILFOOL banane ki vo Bhi September Me...

Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule



PEHLI bar is tarah khao
ki dusri bar
milega nhi



DUSRI bar is tarah khao
ki pehli bar khaya hi nhi

Dil krta he k tere Nazuk Hoto ko chum lu
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but
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Teri Behti Hui Nak Ne Mera Irada Badal Diya

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ki







Padosi Hamare AAnsuon
Se Bartan Dhote Hai....

Agar Salim Ne Mughl-e-Aazam Me Sirf Chaddi Pehni Hoti To Film Ka Naam Kya Hota?



Mog li-Aazam

Kutta puch q hilata he..?


Socho...










Simple yaar





Qki puch to Kutte ko hila nahi sakti

What is common between Zindagi ka Safar & women?









Koi samjha nahi koi jana nahi.

aap Aise Don ho jiske Paas har Taale ki Chabi hai...
Bole to???






DON + Key= Donkey.

Insaan apne aap ko sabse zyada insecure kab feel karta hai....??

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Tab

jab wo aise toilet mein baitha ho

jisme kundi na ho

Aaj Mene
2 Kasme Khai He..



1) Parai Ladki Pe Nazar Nahi
Dalunga..









2) Kisi B Ladki Ko
Paraai Nhi Manunga.

Amitabh aur Pran dono bus ek stop pe khade the...

bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai

per

Amitabh nahin jata

Qyo???

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pran jaye per bacchan na jaye

ab kya...