Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 13

That 'Uffoo' moment..
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when I try to hug the most beautiful person on earth.. and my face hits the mirror

Pizza is so confusing .
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Square box
Circle pizza
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Triangle Slices

An Optimistic answer By Broken Heart Boy.
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YOU broke my heart into many pieces.Thanx now I can give them to many girls.

What are the 3 words that can make your heart skip a beat ??
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Facebook Login Error.

Important Social message!
With the amount of make-up used by women for getting ready for a wedding party..
It is advised...
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To avoid falling in love at FIRST SIGHT......lol

Dear Human:

You Get Angry At Me;
If I Wake U Up..

You Also Get Angry;
If I Don't..!!

What The Hell Is This ???

-Sincerely;
Confused Alarm Clock..

A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..

A successful marriage is based
On give & take:

Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

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Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

Why do we drink water?

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BCoz we cannot eat water

Taaaalliyaaaaan..!

I am so genious

Wikipedia:I know everything.
Google:I have everything.
Facebook:I know everybody.
Internet:Without me u all are nothing.
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Electricity:Awaz niche..

What are the most power full THREE words
Other than "I LOVE YOU"???
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"SALARY IS CREDITED"

Kameene Dost..

A broken lover's emotional line turned funny by his friend...

Lover: I want her back!!
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friend-and what abt her 'front'....

Facebook is like jail,
you sit around and waste time,
write on walls, and
get poked by people you don't know.

To
The S.M.S,
Police station

Dear Sir,
My FRIEND is not sending SMS,I kindly request u to take action immediatly &encounter his DABBA mobile.

proposing is entrance exam
meeting is testing exam
dating is physical exam
marriage is the final exam

A signature always reveals a mans character and some times even his name.

Difference Between Horror & Beautiful
Beautiful Night Is When You Hug Your Teddy Bear and Sleep.
Horror Is When Your Teddy Hugs You Back

Mind blowing thought !!

Money doesn't buy happiness..
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it pays for my internet connection,which is almost same thing..

100s of years have passed,
millions of tomorrows have come,
but still hope is alive in all students
“Tomorrow i will definitely start studying”

Do u know how did TITANIC SHIP sank?
Its like this.

PULUK! PULUK! GULUK! GULUK!
PUCHIK! POLUK! POLUK!

Don't smile, its a Sad Story.

The GIRL fell in love with
a BOY
at second sight
because at first sight
She didn’t know that
he was very rich…

Define Study? .
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The act of texting, eating n watching tv wid an
open book nearby.

When teacher say u just shut ur mouth n get out from class,
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That means
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you win d argue.....

Why is it hard to be a superman?

Q : why is that difficult for us to be a superman??
A : because non of us dare to wear
our underwear over our pants in public!!!

Did u know that if u light a Candle under the Moonlight & U say 3 times the name of person u love :)
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U wil look really STUPID..

Dear FACEBOOK !
Don't show us so much attitude, You can't even Sign Up without us
Yours Sincerely:
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Msn, Yahoo, Gmail, Hotmail :P

A bigg diff btwn school n college :
During school if u wer late,u had to sit at d last bench.
But in clg,if u r late u hav to sit on d frst bench...just rock

Height 0f Medical PJ: If A Boy Has 'Magnetic
Personality'
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Still Can't Attract The Desired
Girl..
That Means Larki Mein Iron ki Kami He...

The longest distance for a Morning Walk is from
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.my bed to the Floor...Especia lly in Winter Morning...!

Seeing a Lizard on ur bed is not the actual problem..!!
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The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears..!!!
Saali gaYi kahan..?