Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 14

If black boxes survive air crashes, why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

A conductor Kicked a Lady out of bus,
Police took him to jail and gave him Shock it had no effect on him
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Becoz he was a BAD CONDUCTOR..

The Fastest Thing We Type Is

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Our "Password"....

If Facebook get Banned,
You will See People Roaming ,
in the Streets

with Their Picture in their Hands
Crying & Screaming ..
"DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE ?"

The awesome moment..
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When light goes and
students start making
different voices in
class

One Reason to Get Super Jealous of your Parents
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" You will never have a kid as awesome as theirs"

WHY CHINA DON'T PLAY CRICKET ??
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BECAUSE
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ALL FACES ARE SIMILAR, AGAR KOI OUT HO GAYA TO MUH DHOKAR PHIR SE BATTING KAR SAKTA HAI

My emotions during the week… MONDAY :-( TUESDAY :-/ WEDNESDAY :-| THURSDAY :-) FRIDAY :-D SATURDAY ^_^ SUNDAY : -___-

"Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs". This is only sentence tat has all 26 alphabets of English. Be proud 2 b a Drinker.

A boy started using Fb since 10th May 2008 and has 263
friends..!!
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His Gf started using FB since 19 Nov 2011 and has 1,517
friends

WTF !!

This is the diff btw a boy and a girl..

What i say is......

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world..........

History always Tells a Story....
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Thats why you must Delete it Before your DAD use
the Computer!

Shoe thrown at Rahul Gandhi
during dehradun rally...
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Kapil sibal is trying to ban all the
shoe factories in country..!!

The only time Internet pages seem to load quickly is
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when you click on the wrong link...

Have you ever noticed that when you shout "HEY IDIOT...."!!
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About 10 people turn around ???....

FACT of GOOGLE:

50% of the people use it well..
as a search engine
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The other 50% of the people use it to check if their internet is
connected or not..

only 3 living beings are immune to cold:-
1) Polar Bears
2)Penguins

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3) Females wearing sleeveless and backless in winter parties...

Question.
why do people disliking corruption don't stop it at their own level...??
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its just like kolaveri di song...
nobody agrees to like it,,,, but still listen to it again and agAIN

The Longest Distance for a morning work in winter is from
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the bed to the toilet:

To All my friends who send me Love & best wishes in my Life N pray 4 my success




Its not working Kamino,

try Harder

Dil se pray kiya karo!

hey please tell me very frankly,
do I look stupid? Dump? Mad? Nut? Psycho?
Please tell me yaar..
coz just now some1
told me that i look like u...

Every day I wait for your msg. But everyday u forget.
From now onward if any day u forget. Then I will jump from train
when it stops.
Stop smilling..
I am serios.
Have a funny day.

Wen sum1 is so swt 2u,dnt expct dey'l b lyk dat al d tym,Coz evn d swtst chclate has an expiry date.




Me???Im difrnt:

i'm wine, no expiry.
d oldr d btr!:):

A common Q asked by the married people

Is Life Beautiful ?

Yes,Life is Beautiful..

But

Terms & Conditions of WIFE is applied..lolz...

Rajnikanth went 2 world cookin championship

of course rajni won.

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guess

what did he make in final???
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Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.

RAJNI ROCKKSSSS !!!!.....

Girlfriend- I need Space!!

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Boyfriend- then Go to NASA !!!!.....

the most embarassing moment for girl-
Jab koi ladki apni mom ko college friends ki pic dikha rahi ho aur jese hi uske boyfriend ki photo aye aur uski mom kahe-
Ye "BHANGI" sa kon hai???;-)

"Dont aim 2b a,
Slave in Heaven.,
Aim 2b the,
King of Hell"
-Alexander.
"Dont aim 2b a
Lover of girl,
Aim 2b the
Father of
Her son"
-Alexander Fans.

New married couple smiles its normal
10 year old married couple smiles...its wonder

If people commit suicide because of too many problems,
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when will my...
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Maths book commit suicide ???

It has tons of problems..