Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 16

When a married man says-

'I'll think about it',

What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..

A Boy needs a lot of courage to
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Reject a grl's friend request

Ultimate Truth:
If Girl Fails In S.S.C
Then Directly Marriage...
If Boy Fails In S.S.C
Then Directly Garrage...
Funny..
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True....!!

Do u know that?
99.9% Girls Fail To Give The Answer Of This Question
And Now Its Your Turn
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Whats Your Cell Number?

Dedicated 2 all youngstrs:
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When sum1 is flirting wid u,
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Please Co-operate..!!
Yahi to din hai yaar..!!

SPICY FACT:

THE FIRST L GUARD IN CRICKET WAS USED IN 1874

AND FIRST HELMET IN 1974

IT TOOK 100 YRS FOR MEN TO REALIZE-BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT !!

UNIVERSAL TRUTH-
Help a girl when she is in trouble,
and she will surely remember you only when she is again in trouble!!!!

When i was child i was afraid to show my report card.. :-(

Years passed by: now my parents are afraid to see it ;-)
i like der improvement....

The only thing we learn in college during serious lectures is...
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typing msgs without looking at d phone!

Wen I was smal,
I used 2 say,Main bade hoke ENGINEER banunga
@ Dat tim,
I was proud
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My parents were in tension
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Nw
Dey r proud
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I m in tension

A husband gave the key of his new car to wife
with a warning

"Darling,
If u met with accident, newspapers will print your age!" :-P ;-)

Frndshp is All abt 3 Things in lyf

1.Give

2.Take

3.Share

So

1.GIVE Me a Treat

2.TAKE Me 4 a Movie

3.Always SHARE ur Pocket Money wid Me.

He Broke Her Heart..

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And she Broke His iphone 4G..

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I think We All Know Who Cried HArder...

A Friend Of Mine Said: "0nions Are The Only Food That Makes You Cry

That Was Before I Hit Him In The Face With A Watermelon.

BILL GATES Said in Interview..."I Always Chose A Lazy Person To Do a Difficult Job Bcoz, Definitely He will Find An Eazy Way To Finish it Early

Power of Gals:
A Boy Makes a Mistake,
Gal Scolds him,
Boy says"Sorry"
Nxt time Gal Makes a Mistake,
Boy Scolds her,
Girl Cries
Boy Says 'Sorry";-)

Whenever you have a problem,
Just sing your favourite song..

U will realise that,

The problem is better than ur voice...!;-)

When you do something wrong and you are in trouble. Go to your parents for Sound Advice; you will get 99 percent Sound and 1 percent Advice..

Nvr think that U R lik others,
mak others thnk dat they R lik U
Dat's real attitude
So dnt think that U R lik donkey
think dat donkey is lik u..

Funny Quote:
Edison made many mistakes & found a BULB. But today if we make a single mistake,we are called a BULB....

CRAZY WORLD..

Perfect quote by me..
If u Think I'm Bad, Come To Me,

I'll Give u More Better Reasons, To Hate Me...;) :)

Awesum msg:-
Get Married

nt for urself,
but

for the future of ur children They are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day

S0me idi0t say:
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"Behind every succesful b0y there is a girl"
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but n0b0dy knows the fact that:
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"Girls ch0ose only succesful b0ys"

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Best Way Of Removing Tension Is Not Saying... "All Is Well"
But Just Sit
In A Corner, Close Your eyes And Say. "Sab kutte hai saale...

Is it true that the word STUDYING
was derived from STUdents DYING?

How Many Hours Of Sleep Is Optimum
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Scientists All Over The World Have Came Up With a Unanimous Answer..
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5 More Minute Mom, Plz

An after thought on Karwa chauth -
Cutting down your food will not give your husbands a longer life
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But if you can cut down your spending it surely will!!

"Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?"
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"Oh wait.. I'll search it on
Google.."

When Aryabhatta checked my paper,
































He invented 'zero'!!!!!!