Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 3

2 answers given by a GIRL when she is proPOSED
1 Nahi
2 Mujhe waqt chahiye
2 answers given by a BOY when HE IS PROPOSED
1 YES
2 YES

Sign outside a photo studio:

WE CAN SHOOT YOUR WIFE!

and

ALSO FRAME YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW

4 wishes of a gal: 1) To earn money without working. 2) To be smart without studying. 3) To love without being hurt. 4) Eat without getting fat.

i know 10 facts about u people

1. You r reading this
2. You can't say M without touching your lips
3. You just tried it
4. You just smiled or laughed
6. You r a boy/girl
7. You didnt realize I skipped 5
8. You r looking back at 4 & 6
9. You r liking this
10. You r reading me telling u to like it

What is the 1st sign of Old Age?

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Wrinkels?

-No

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Medicines?

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Baldness?

-Certainly NO

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Then what?

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-When u start loving your OWN Wife.

A boy's FACABOOK status:
I m online during class.
ha ha ha...
Comment from Teacher:
GET OUT Of the CLASS now....
Comment Liked By Principal..

Wat is Education? According 2 Sec56(B) of Students Act itz a Process of Wasting 1/4th of our Life in Learning how 2 Waste d Remaining 3/4th.

Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are dumb, not blind..

If Kasab dies of Dengue,

I will switch off all my ALLOUT's for a week

as a token of respect to Mosquitos !

The national food of India.....

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'KASAM'

Girls always eats this food in every second :P

Improve ur GK -

National Sister - Mamta Banerjee,

National Girlfriend - Deepika Padukone ,

National Tension - Salman Khan's marriage,

National Bachelor - Rahul Gandhi,

National Dahshat - Sequel of Ra.One,

National food - Kasam,

National Strugler - Abhishek Bachchan

When women talk to each other,

The devil sits in the corner quietly

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Learns..!

which is the most beautiful feeling in
this world..???
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when u r trying 2 look at ur frnd....
and u find dat ur frnd is alreadyluking
at u... ;)

location-
''EXAM HALL'' :P :D:D

Which is da most beautiful feeling in ds
world...???
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When u r trying to luk at ur frnd....
And u find that ur frnd is already luking at
u....;)
location-
"EXAM HALL":p :D :D

Seven phases of life

1.Studies


2.Entertainment


3.Love


4.Marriage


5


6


7.



Stop scrolling down
U know Life ends after marriage

99.99% Girls will Fail To Answer This Que....

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WHAT IS UR MOBILE NUMBER ??? :p

Girls dikha do kismai kitna dum hai

Sun makes mon shine
Curent makes bulbs shine
Wax makes candles shine
But,im realy confusd
Wat makes ur teeth shine?
'Harpic'or'domex'?

Hey All Girls,

Please Dont Flirt With Boys

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Ho sakta Hai

Tum Me Se Koi Meri Hone Wali Wife Ho :(

It Really Hurts

Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop
"We Can Repair Anything
Plz Knock Hard On The Door
The Bell Doesn't Work

Properly trained,

Man can be a dog's best friend...

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written on a girls T shirt...

americans invented Mobile,
iphone, cellphone.
Japanese invented SIM Card.
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Indians invented Missed Call..!!!

Diwali this year !! check out :p :p :p :p 1.

1 liter bottle of petrol,

2. LPG Gas cylinder (as a gift wrapped),

3. Hamper of assorted vegetables,

4. Auto rickshaw gift vouchers,

5. PVR weekend tickets,

6. Kaala Hit mosquito spray cans.

Get Married..!!

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Not For Yourself,

But For The Future Of Your Childrens..!!

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They Are Getting Late For

IIT,

AIEEE,

PMT

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CAT

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Cut-Offs Are Increasing Day By Day,

Hurry Up..!!

national animal....

national flower...

national song....

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finally

we got THE NATIONAL INSECT OF INDIA.......

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THE MOSQUITO....

PROUD OF U......

LET GOD GIVE U LONG LYF

I Have Many Proposals For Getting RICH,

All I Need Is The Time

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To Look At The Emails

In Spam Box . . . ! !

World is Only for Girls:

If a Girl Laughs Loudly, She is Cheer full,
But;
If a Boy Laughs Loudly, He is Manner less,

If a Girl Talks Sweetly, She has Manners,
But
If a Boy Talks Sweetly, He is Cunning,

If a Girl is Shopping, She is Trendy,
But;
If a Boy is Shopping, He is Waisting Money

Hi..
What happened..
Why no sms..
No balance..
Ok..!
I will send u
a recharge coupen:



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scrach with blade

Being "In a Relationship" and being "In the "Hospital" is all the same...

Everyone asks -

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"Serious hai kya ?

What's the
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"Marriage"

Strict Warning : Don't use Kingfisher bottles to fire Rockets. It may not "FLY" Happy Diwali