Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 4

Doctors after Operation & Students after Exams have same thing to say...
We tried our best,
Right now, we can't say anything,
Bus dua karo...:)

A lover gives luv
A father gives protection!
A mother gives life!
Bt
A REAL FRIEND gives

"A BEAUTIFULL Girl's mobile no"
Prove ur FRINDSHIP

Wen u read love msg,
U Nvr think of d prsn who sent d msg,
Bt u think of d prsn whom u love d most!
Strange..Na
Saala kharcha kiska..
Aur
Charcha Kiska...:-)

Meaningful Sentence Written On Women's Foot Wear :

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50% Off... If purchased within 10 minutes..!!!

A Kid Was Crying Very Heavily..
So,
What Did Santa Do.?
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Puts Johnson & Johnson's Baby Shampoo In His Eyes & Says
'No More Tears'..!!

Diff. in GF & Wife?
G-Beauty,W-Duty
G-Pension,W-Tension
G-Yummy,W-Vehmi
G-Cool,W-Fool
G-Tutti-Fruity,W-Kismt Futi
G-Fresh Cake,W-Earthquake

Don't repeat same mistake

Bcoz

There r so many new mistakes u can make
Try new mistakes each day!

Wat is d other name 4 an "affair" after marriage???
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MOBILE NUMBER PORTABILITY
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'Change ur service provider vtout changing ur number'.

Why do women wear watches on their right hand

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men on their left hand





















To see the time yaar

1. If walking is gd for ur health,d postman would b immortal.
2. A whale swims all day,only eats fish, drinks water n is fat.
3. A rabbit runs n hops n only lives 15 yrs.
4. A turtle doesn't run,does nothing .. yet lives for 150 yrs.
TO HELL WITH EXERCISE! Sleep Well eat well
Rising rebellion

When i dnt get ur sms, A litle pain in my heart, a small tear in my eyes, & sadness falls on my face..
This Is Called
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True & Honest
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NAUTANKI
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The Best and the Most Daring lines on the T-shirt of a boyfriend on a date : "I love u for pleasure,
if you want loyalty,
Hire a Dog"
:-)

Luv happens automatically........
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Manual working of it is called Flirting

newtons 1st law of Ishq
D force applied while proposng a girl by a boy is equal & opposite 2 d force applied by d girl while using hr sandal

In Drift race India participated with 3 Countries & came 1st
Japan used Ferrari
China used mitsubishi
Korea used BMW
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From INDIA ,
Rajanikanth used ROADROLLER !

BeST quote by a Nursary student .....
i love to walk in the rain ...
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becOz nobOdy can see i am doing susu in my chaddi ;)

Today's stupid PJ:
A woodcutter goes to a jungle, suddenly all birds started following him..
Why.?.?.?
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"THE AXE EFFECT;-)

If the wives keep maun vrat instead of karvachauth ka vrat the husbands will automatically live longer

'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
-Shakespear
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."
-Shakespear's Wife

Great Words by a bankrupt lover:

Nothing in this world is more Expensive than having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekends....

Tragedies of boys' Life:
1.Gud girls r Not Gudlooking.:-O
2.Gudlooking girls r Not gud girls.
:-(
3.Gudlooking & gud girls r not single.:-|
4.Gudlooking,gud & single girls have strong Brothers.B-)
5.Gudlooking, gud,single girls without brothers will treat us as her brother.

If you like Me.. Raise your Hands..!!
If Not..Then Raise your Standards

Dont aim 2 be a slave in Heaven, aim 2 be d king of Hell."
-Alexander.
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"Dont aim 2 be d lover of a girl, aim 2 be d father of her son."
-Alexander's fans!

1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
then
1/0=?

Dis was d question once asked to RAJNIKANTH & he said,"I don't know!!"

Thats why it's declared as Not Defined

Who Is Better?
An Innocent girl Or A Decent girl?
ANSWER - Can't Say.
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U Can't Compare Two Imaginary Things !!!

Most of the girls don't like to help Unknown Boys-
But
All boys r alwys there 2 help Any Unknown Girl

Moral: Boys are very kind than girls

Only two things change a woman's mood
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1) I love you!
2) 50% discount

ur Eyes&Think abt urslf
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open ur eyes
Muft m cartoon film dikhi na?
Chalo ab Thnx bolo

According to Research-
A MAN is declared Dead wen his HEART stops BEATING and
A WOMAN, wen her TONGUE stops MOVING..

Diff b/w Ignorance &Patience
Wen u see d mirror u don't laugh at urself dat is IGNORANCE
Wen i luk at u i also don't laugh,dat's is PATIENCE