Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 21

Height of customer care service....





Swiss Banks are Going To Open an ATM in Tihar JAIL..

Try to mess up boy's hair , he will find it cute...
try to mess up girl's hair....
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may your soul rest in peace

"CHANGE CAN NOT BE GIVEN TO U EVRYTIME,
U MUST BRING THE CHANGE"
Great lines said By
DhaniRam(samose wala)
Meaning-"KRIPIYA PAISE KHULLE DE"

Advantage of a pillow?
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For sleeping?
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Nah
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For a sound sleep?
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Nope
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For hiding your cell when your parents come

Shakespeare Said !:
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nothing To Me !

did He say Anything To u...J.S.K

They say milk gives u strength!


Drink 5 glasses of Milk n try moving a wall!

You can't!

But drink 5 shots of vodka and see the wall moves on its own.!

Height of positive Thinking:

A Man Marrying His own Secretary,Thinking that she will still follow his order as Before..!!

Put ur hand on a Hot Pan,
a second seems an hour,

But put ur hand on a Hot Girl
An hour seems a second

That's Einstein's theory of Relativity

They say so many people die because of alcohol..
Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

SMS Therom
Human=EAT WOrk Sleep SmS
Gadha=EAT WORK SLEEP
Hence
Human=GADHA SMS
or
Human-Sms=Gadha
Proved dat human Widout Sending sms=Gadha.

The reason women love military men? It's NOT the uniform. They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders.

A guy was searching how to tackle wife on google, the google replied:-..
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Even we R searching.

Never laugh at your wife's choices..
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You are one of them..!!

Alcohol is a perfect solvent,
It dissolves marriages,families and careers.

1st time in the history of Mankind 'Need'
comfort & 'Luxury r sold at the same price in India.!!
Onions Rs.65
Petrol rs.72

&
Beer Rs.65

Jai Ho INDIA

Be a friend with at least one person at ur
University, Who bring His/Her own transport
Otherwise u will be stuck at your campus for good.

ONE OF THE BEST MESSAGES WRITTEN BEHIND A GUJARAT'S CAR..
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'GIVE ME A LOAN AND THAN LEAVE ME ALONE..!!

An exact Definition OF Mathematics: Mathematics is study of finding a black CAT in a dark room... When there is no CAT actually..

FINALLY IT HAS HAPPENED
after decades, BEER is now CHEAPER than PETROL !!
now there will be new slogan _
*just DRINK don't DRIVE*

A guy prints N pastes his prayers on d
wall N at bedtime he points at dem N
says:
"Lord pls read dem, m feeling sleepy."

The Terror Of
ANNA HAZARE iz So High..!!
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Even My
"Corrupt Memory Card"
Has Started Working Properly
Now..!!

4yrs
40subjects
400experiments
4000assignment
40000hrs
400000Rs
A normal human CANNOT do it

Those super Heroes are called
'ENGINEERING STUDENTS'....

You Know Why Boys Never Text You First?

It's Because When They Were Little
They Were Always
Taught


'Ladies First'

at night if a mosquito bites u, wat shud u do?
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jus scratch urslf n sleep coz u r nt rajinikanth 2 make damosquito say sorry

One of best incident happens with all of us.....
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When the teacher stops talking,
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I look up to make sure I'm not in trouble....

A superb thought for all those who love their FRIENDS..

'A gud friend never allows u to do wrong things....ALONE..

I believe that Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this World...
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But,Maths At-least has LOGIC...

"Rajnikanth at his very best:

He knows those two persons
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Who shake hands in nokia cell phones.!!

'Compromising wth ur wife does not mean u r wrong n she is right.
It only means that ur personal safety is more important than ur ego !!

It hurts wn ppl don't like us
It hurts wn people don't love us
But most of all, it hurts wn
We dont get attendance inspite of attending D lecture