Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 22

So Here's
How MATH Class Works !!

What We Learn In Class:
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Homework:
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Exam:
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The Three Magical words Every Guy Dies to Hear from A Girl...
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I Was Wrong..

If You Are Feeling Down
On Yourself...
Like You Are An Outcast,
Or You Generally Think
You Suck. . ..
It's Probably Because

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YOU DO . .

Facebook
Is Now Like Home,
If You Don't Come Back In
24 Hrs
It Means
...You Are Either Lost, Dead,
Sick 0r Had An Accident ...

“A child makes you parent
But two or more than two make
you referee”.

Dear Chocolate Bar,

Please Lose Some Calories
So I Can Enjoy You Without
Guilt. . . =P
...
Sincerely,
My Fatties.

When a woman says "What"

It's not because she didn't hear you,

She is giving u a CHANCE to CHANGE what you just said! :-)

Thought Going To PARIS Wid
WIFE Is Just Like

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Going To 5star Hotel Wid Ur
Own CHAPPATIS In Tiffin Box!

Small but very effective fact dedicated to student's life-

When a teacher says get out of class..
It simply means..
U hav won the argument..

A Fact Of Life...

Male Criteria For Life Partner

They Expect Their Women To Look Like Miss Universe

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Work Like

'Massi' (MAID):

A heartbreak is a blessing from God.
It's just his way of letting you realize he saved you from the wrong one.

This Morning,
While I Was Driving My
Mercedes S-Class
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My Phone Woke Me Up !!
Damn, I Should Have Kept
It On Silent =

A Guy Searching These
Keywords On Google

"How To Have A
Free Dinner At A 5 Star Hotel"
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Google Search Result
"Pakistani Lagty Ho .

I Read
"Harry Potter And The Deathly
Hallows"
Yesterday In 2 Hours,

...I know

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It's 0nly 6 Words
But
I Was Really Proud 0f
Myself . . .

~ Addicti0n ~

Two Friends Are Talking. . .

- I Have Facebook, Twitter,
Google Plus, Yahoo, Msn,
Skype And G-Talk.

- Dude, Do You Have A Life...?

- OMG! No! Send Me The Link ..

Branded Shayari

If I Was Nike ?

And You Were Mcdonalds
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(Wah Wah)

If I Was Nike ?

And You Were Mcdonalds
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Baby I'll Be Doing It
And You'll Be Loving It!!

T h 0 8 - P r 0 v o k i n G

If Hard Work Is The
Key To SUCCESS,
I Would Rather
Pick The Lock. . .

PROCEED ONLY IF YOU ARE
18 OR ABOVE:

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Donate Blood. . .
You Can Save Life .

After LONDON Riot
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I Wish
I Was Poor Enough To
Have A Blackberry To
0rganize A Riot . .

What Hurts More Than
Losing A Loved 0ne ? ?

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Solving The Final Accounts
And
Then Finding That Your
Balance Sheet Doesn't Tally

My Girl Asked:
"Do You Want To Get
Married .
I Said: "Sure

She Said: "Gr8 When

I Said
"Well Like Every Other
Guy, When I Meet The Right
Girl

Ab Inni C Baat Pe Naraz
Ho Gyi

I Hate
How Chocolates
Immediately Melts On
My Fingers ...

...I Mean ...

Damn,
Am I That Hot . . .

Until
I Start My Own Business,
You Will Have To Deal Me
With Minding
You're Business.

!!~ Advice For All Girls ~!!

If A Girl Ever Steals Your
MAN,
There Is No Better Revenge
...Than To Let Her Keep Him...
REAL MEN Can't Be
Stolen . . . ^_-

Meaningful line written on
Women Shoe Shop:

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" 20% Off ,
If purchased within
10 minutes "

!!~ Advice For Boy ~!!

Never Date A GIRL
Whose Father Calls Her
"PRINCESS"
...Chances Are...
She Believes It. . .

Plz, Help A Boy Who Urgently Needs..
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1-A Honda Accord
2-An I-Pod
3-A Laptop
4-A Trip 2 Singapore
5-US ?1000000
Plz, Help HIM..!

India now ruled by..
Amma in South
Didi in East
Bhenji in North
Aunty in the Capital
Madam in Center
Nani on top (the president)
&
And yet people say.. It’s a Man's World?

Sometimes
I Pretend To Be
"NORMAL . . ."
But
It Gets Boring
...So I Go Back To Be
"ME . . . "

A NEGATIVE person c glass of water half empty
A POSITIVE person sees it half full
But a REALISTIC person add 60 ml whisky to it & says CHEERS ;-)