Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 54

Difference between ignorance and self control

When u c d mirror, u don't laugh thatz IGNORANCE

When i look at u,i also dont laugh thatz
SELF CONTROL

HEIGHT of COOLNES: Finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a Cold Drink & asking ur friend: "Dude, which paper was it?

Guy: You Look Like My Wife..
Girl(surprisingly): Whats Ur wife name?
Guy: I am not yet married..!

Moral : Xpress Your Ideas Smartly..!

ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:

They gave me the questions which i don't know,So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

Breaking news, pakistan cricket stadiums are now available for marriage lawns. For booking please contact MLB (Marriage Lawn Board) former knwn as PCB.

Boys have fun by teasing girlz,
Den girlz cry fr few mins.
Girls have fun by loving boyz
Den boyz cry fr life time

Thought 4 d day......Never underestimate anyone.....Bcoz an ANT might be SMALL, But can bite ur BUM......Can u bite its BUM ???.....Mind it !!

A song for all married people-

Give me some sunshine-
Give me some rain-
Give me another chance-
I want to be SINGLE once again

World's Best Feeling

It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful

Question Paper In Examinations Hall

And We Smile At Each Other And Say:

Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar:-):-D

Mother is the power of earth.she is the symbol of love..do you know
really who is mother?

Fool...Mother is the wife of father..

No clap Pls!

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest.......

There is nothing greater than "PARENTS"
in this world...

so...

GO GET MARRIED FAST AND BECOME PARENTS. ;-)

A man in temple left a notice,


"Don't steal my shoes,-boxing champion"



when he returns,he sees shoes missing, with a notice,



"Don't try to catch me,-Olympic champion".

sumtimes ....there r no words 2 describe how much we feel bout some ppl ....
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THANK GOD, HE GAVE US D MIDDLE FINGER....!!! :P

To Know A Person

Walk a Mile In His Shoes . . .

Than

Than What. . .

He Is a Mile Away, U Have His Shoes . . .

Just Runnn . . . ;->

Why Boys r so Careles & Irresponsible ?
B'Coz they know that Somwehere some Sweet & Innocent Girl is Learning 2 be Responsible 4 them..!!

R u emotionally dumbed?

Creatively challenged?

Artistically void?

Socially hopeless?

And financially desperate?

Congrats you are a

PAKISTANI!

A terror for the day
When I was studying in schol my Teachers used 2 wear sun glasses..

Do u know why?

Because, I was such a "BRIGHT STUDENT!

Secret of happy life:
Get a girl who
cooks well,
Get a girl who
looks well,
Get a girl who
is rich
But
Make sure that 3 girls dnt meet each oth

Comparison of a
CHOCOLATE n a KISS...
1-Both r SWEET at any TIME, 2-Melt SLOWLY,
3-Sharing IMPOSSIBLE
4-More enjoyable when NO one IS WATCH.

difference between ignorance and selfcontrol
when u c d mirror, u dont laugh thatz IGNORANCE
when i look at u,i also dont laugh thatz
SELF CONTROL

Shakespeare Said:
"Grome Thecanx Nimtejat Peradege.
Tinta Reamy Pejage."


Samajh Aya Kuch?
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Nahi Na
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Ulti Seedhi Baaten Hi Karta Tha...! Nafsiyatee..

"Maths & Women r the 2 most complicated things in d world."
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Maths, atleast, has Logic.

Greàt Wørds...

"This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep,
I Don't Know How People Find Time For Study."

William Nalaiq:-)

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

If all Indians start studying

All get good marks
but

jobs are limit


more unemployment

more youth suicides

more crime




SAVE INDIA
Stop Studying !!!

There are Two Words in a Person's Life
That Will Open Many Doors for Him.

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Push and Pull. :-)

Joke: Studies have shown that majority of college student suffer from intense pain of lower jaw. This is due to uncontrolled excessive yawning during lecture.

Is phone acidic or basic in nature ?
acidic !
why ?
because it has a Ph value of 1
phone = ph one - pH 1
now plz go and hit ur head :D

If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response
"Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata"
If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says
"Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar"