Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 8

I found Aaladin's Lamp.I asked him to increase all girls' brain 10 times more.He laughed & told-Multiplication does not apply on Zero..!

Boys in school shy to sit with grls.
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in collge die to sit with grls

If Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook were all school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me!

US DOLLAR iz increased to 55 .. ??
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Petrol iz increased to 78..
But Thank God

Passing marks are still 40..

To all the girls who wear a lot of make-up:
Take it easy, it's a face & not a coloring book

New Generation driving test:
Q: what do you do at a red light?
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Ans: I usually respond to texts, check my emails and see the updates on facebook

Either have a bottle of beer or fill in a litre of petrol

Choice is yours, Make it wisely

Drink and drive should not be a problem now.

After all how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?

finally it happened......Beer & Petrol are same price....
now you have 2 Choices....
drink & walk
or
Don't drink & drive

Parents always teach their kids not to talk to strangers,
But the funny thing is that
They strictly support arranged marriage
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Best wishes from an Indian in 2012-

'May Ur Happiness Increase Like Petrol Price Ur Sorrow Fall Like Indian Rupee and Joy Fill Ur Heart Like Corruption In India'.

Combined study is the process of meeting of frnds at 1 place, where all aspects of world will be discussed except studies

Air And Students Have The Same Mentality
How?
Dont You Know How ?

Both Keep Turning Book’s Pages Without Reading :D

Q : What's The Difference Between Mother's & Girlfriend's Tears??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother's Tears "EFFECT Our HEART"
&
Girlfriend's Tears "EFFECT Our POCKET".

Do u know how to entertain
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
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* PRESS UP *

Happy
summer season
With Great offers
Motay motay machar
Lots of makhian
&
Long time load shedding.
enjoy it & Keep crying.
H?PPAY SUMMER SEASON

I LOVE Uttappa (In Hindi)
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I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE U
I LOVE Uttappa
more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho

Leaflet on door this morning,

"ARE U AN ALCOHOLIC ???
CALL NOW,
WE CAN HELP!"

I gave them a call

It was a liquor store
"Offer,buy 1 get 1 free *beer*

I want to kill the
I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST,
CHARMING,
ATTRACTIVE &
GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,
but then I thought my friend ....
SUCIDE is a crime

How Much SECRETS Are Hidden On A Cell
Phone Is Directly Proportional To
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How Quickly U Snatch It Back When
Someone Takes It.

I'm not single and I'm not
committed... I'm simply on reserve
for the one who deserve....

Whenever you have a problem, just sing your favourite song, you will realize that the problem is better than your voice..

Which is the 27th letter of English alphabets?
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Are you looking for an answer?
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Very Good!
Which school beta? .

Student's Life is Like Movies
School =Jurassic Park
Principal= King Kong.
Vice Principle = Hulk.
Teachers = Aliens.
Class guys =Planet of Apes.
Class Gals =Charlies Angels.
Syllabus =Deep Blue Sea
Exam =Mission Impossible
Copy Checker =Terminator.
Result = 2012 ..(end of the world)

"SIT,STUDY N KEEP UR CELL OFF"




D above stunts are performed by trained professionals under controlled environments.
please DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME...

What Is The Biggest Benefit of Having Girlfriend & Boyfriend In the Same College Or School, Where u Study?
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1O0% Attendance.

If U R Sitting in a lecture & other peoples Heads R Down & Urs Is Up , Tht's Not The Proof That U R'Confident' . . It jst means u dnt hv a mobile.:-.

I thought
I-m d only Friend of Urs.
But behind U.,
I found a large crowd.
I complained to God.
But realised..
HE too was in d Queue

Ladki ke dil ki awaaZ :

Dear Lord,
I don't want anything else from you,just bless my parents
with a ...
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HOT SON-IN-LAW.

GIRLS GETS 100% MARKS ONLY IN 2 SUBJECTS .......?
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IN MAKEUP & BREAKUP