Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 9

Written at the reception of a Corporate Company
We don’t pay you for having “BRAINS”
We only reward YOU fro USING them INTELIGENTLY

Month b4 xam
V refer 2 foreign author,
Week b4 xam
V refer 2local one's
On day of xam
V bcum author,
"yaar tu sirf heading bata de,baki mai khud likh lunga."

Now U Can Watch 'STAR PLUS' on Ur MobiLe 24hours 4 Free

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Thank U
Keep on Watching!
Thanx 4Ur Great Suport!

Love Is Like A
Game Of Chess:
One Wrong Move
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You're Married

Today every calender shows 1st April, 2012
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Rajnikant's calender

Rascalla Nobody Can Fool Rajni Anna.
Mind It!!

I am not a bad guy...i am just look like a bad guy in front of an idiot...

Getting Bored?
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Need some fun in life?
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Go to a stranger's wedding n scream....
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'Don't marry.'
I still love u !

Women are like fruits.
Every woman has her own unique taste and color
The problem is the men,
They seem to love fruit salad.

People think that a girl's dream is to find her perfect guy and be with him 4ever...


Crap!

A girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.!

Studying Has Two Types

1 - Hard Subjects Which
Cannot Be Studied.

2 - Easy Subject That
Doesn't Need To be Studied ...

Finally an end on Rajnikant Tales:

Once Rajni bowled to Sachin Tendulkar and that was the day Rajni Realized he is human !!!
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CRICKET Can HAVE ONLY 1 God.!

I've decided not to
focus on my PAST
Anymore.
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So if I owe you money,
I'm sorry ... !

The most emotional moment in a boy's life,
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When a girl says,
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"can you give me your number"
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Itni khushi!!
Itni khushi!! ? ?

Meaning of Traffic Lights
now a days :

. GREEN = Go Slow

. YELLOW = Go Fast

. RED = Go Very Fast ...

? Words By a Girl... ..!!
Dear Dad,
I feel very proud & lucky to have your surname. ..




Then
Why r you forcing me to change it ?

What do you think,
why I sms you?
Is it because I care you
OR
I miss you?
OR
I like you?
OR
I need you?
Na…KAKa…Na
I’ve to utilize free sms package.

Millions Of People Write Love Letters.

But Everyone Send There 1st Love Letter Mostly To Me,

Just Imagine How Lucky I M!

Great Words
Said By

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** DUST BIN **

Wenever you fall down, never lose hope,
gather your courage n strength..jst get up n tell d bar tender....''ANOTHER LARGE PLEASE''.....

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..


'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..

The only reason
I'm fat
is because
a tiny body
couldn't store
all this
personality!

If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted,
If he breaks his, he was forced to,

If you smoke, you're a bad girl,
If he smokes, he's a gentleman.

'Marriage is one of the chief cause for divorce...

Now a days

Phones get "Thinner n Smarter"
And
People get "Fatter n Stupid" ...

Seeing a cockroch in ur sandwich is not a problem,

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seeing a Half cokroch in ur remaining half sandwich is definity a Big problem'

When a GIRL thinks of her future with her boyfriend,
It's NORMAL...!!

But when a BOY thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's SERIOUS !!!???!!!

Dedicated To all Over attitude Girls:-
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Sweety! Dont be proud if every boy wants you
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Always Remember
Cheap Items have too many Buyers!!

One of d best definitions of HOME

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Home z d place where U can scratch ur bums exactly where it itches!:-D
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Stop laughing. .
It's True...

India- The only country where
distance is measured in minutes
per hours
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"Bas yaar 5 minute ka he rasta hai"

Dear Everyone...
Upset, Bored, Angry Or Hungry - I'm Here For You.
Sincerely,
Fridge...

The lol scary moment:wen going on a roller coaster,take sum spare screws wid u & tel d person sitting ahead u...."Dude,dis came out of ur sit."