Q: What is the full form of MATHS? A: Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing students.
Q. How did the farmer mend his pants? A. With cabbage patches!
Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti? A. Mockaroni!
Q. Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job? A. He could n''t concentrate!
Q. What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A. A deviled egg!
Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? A. He felt crummy!
Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? A. Because he wanted to work over-time!
Q. When do you stop at green and go at red? A. When you''''''''''''''''re eating a watermelon!
Q. How do you repair a broken tomato? A. Tomato Paste!
Q. Why did the baby strawberry cry? A. Because his parents were in a jam!
Q. Why don''''''''''''''''t they serve chocolate in prison? A. Because it makes you break out!
Q. Why don''t cannibals eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A. Still no eye deer.
Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A. He didn''''''''''''''''t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school? A. He has a lot of ketchup time!
Q. Who is the poorest guy in West Virginia? A. The Tooth Fairy
Q. What''s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A. The car salesman can probably drive!
Q. What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria? A. A stomach-cake!
Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window? A. Because he wanted to see time fly!
Q. What do your boss and a slinky have in common? A. They''re both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
Q. What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving? A. A turkey!
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no sexual organs? A. Still no fucking eye deer.
Q. What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can''t? A. Cum in five different flavours.
Q. Did you hear that Fed Ex and UPS are going to merge? A. Yeah. They''re going to call it FED UP!
Q. How do you tease fruit? A. Banananananananana!
Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone? A. Jell-o!
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes? A. No-Eye Deer. (sound like No Idea)
Q. Why are women like condoms? A. They spend 90% of their time in your wallet, and 10% on your dick.
Q. Did you hear about the guy who''s a dyslexic-bulimic? A. He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass.
Q. What did the hamburger name his daughter? A. Patty!
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