Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 19

Tumhare ishq ne mujhko nikamma kar diya
Hara-bhara ped tha, sukha khamba kar diya

Jo Muddat Say Hota Aaya Hai
Woh Repeat Kar Donga
Tu Na Mili Tu Apni Zindagi
Ctrl + Alt + Del Kar Donga

ahat si koi aaye tou lagta hai tum ho
jab koi bander peirr per charh jaye tou lagta hai tum ho
ahat si koi aaye tou lagta hai tum ho
jab koi gadha chillata hua nazar aa jaye tou lagta hai tum ho

Abhi Practical Mein Aaye Nazar Ek Ladki
Sundar Thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi
Baaton Mein Uski Glucose Ki Mithas Thi
Sanson Mein Ester Ki Khushbu Bhi Sath Thi

Manta hoon janeman,
Tere bina nahi jina hai
Magar Card ki kya zaroorat hai ?
Tax cut gaya hai, march ka mahina hai.

Aankhon Se Jhalakta Tha Kuch Is Tarah Ka Pyaar
Bin Piye Hi Ho Jata Tha Alcohol Ka Khumar
Benzene Sa Hota Tha Uski Presence Ka Ehsas
Andhere Mein Hota Tha Radium Ka Abhas

Kuch to meri halat ka khayaal karo !!
Meri byke pe to hamesha ghoomti ho
Kabhi to apne baap ki CAR ka bhi istemal karo...

Tere liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hoon,
Lekin abhi mujhe kuch kaam hai.

Tere liye sagar me doob sakta hoon,
Lekin abhi mujhe zukaam hai.

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge.
Mujhe pata tha wo apne naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge.

Haqiqat exam ki rusvai hoti h
Kbhi section A to kbhi B me bewafai hoti h
5 question ki traf kdam badhakar dekho to
2 me hi aukat dikhai deti he

Mohabbat ke anjaam se darr rahein hain,
Nighaon main aapni khoon bhar rahein hain ,
Meri Jaan ko le udda hai koi,
Aur ham yahi bethe hue sher o shayari kar rahein hain.

Killer shayari!!
Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari...

wah

Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari...

Dial *123# for Airtel balance enquiry

Jigar ka dard seene mein liye ghoom raha hoon,

Chauthi bhi gayi paanchvi dhoond raha hoon.

Wo mera dil jalaye tu
uski aisi ki tesi,

Wo ksi aur ki ho jaye tu
uski aisi ki tesi,

Ek tamana hai faqt mere
sath hi bike pr bethy

Wo kisi car k sapne sajae tu
uski aisi ki tesi,

Yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya
yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya;
yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Dil Torne Walon Ko Saza Kyun Nahi Milti.
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Karne Ki Dua Kyun Nahi Milti.


Log Kehte Hein Ishq To Ek Beemari Hai.
To Phr Medical Store Se Iski Dawa Kyun Nahi Milti.

Yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti
ye basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti
yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti
yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Honto Pe Hai Lipstick Or Naina Kajal Se Lais,
Neutralization Takes Place When Acid React With Base.

Uski Zulfon Ne Najane Kitne Logo Ko Di Thais,
Tan Theeta Is Equal To Perpendicular Upon Base. :-)

Har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi
excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi
yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki
yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

unhone ghoonghat jo uthaya din me raat ho gayi,
pyaar ki sunahri dhoop ki jagah barsaat ho gayi,
armaano pe mere petrol tab fir gaya,
jab shaadi k din hi wo kisi aur k saath faraar ho gayi

Jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor
mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modem
tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer
yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai?

jab jab dekhta hoon teri SIZE
Har lamha jaata hai NICE
Lagaade mere aankho mein thoda saa ICE
Kyun ki har roj dekhtaa hoon mein TOTALY SPIES

Raat k andhere me nikal pade hai jasus,



wah wah



Raat k andhere me nikal pade hai jasus,



ACP bola,
Daya zara pata to lagao,ye aam kesar hai ya haafus..?

Mujhko samajh na aya aaj tak

teacher ka yeh funda.

Humein bana deti thi murgha

aur khud copy pe deti thi anda.

Tujhe dekha to noor yaad aa gayi,
Tujhe chaha to anarkali yaad aa gayi,
Tere shauk purey karte karte,
Mmujhe meri naani yaad aa gayi.

Ghar Say Jab Tum Niklay
Pehan Kay Reshmi Gown
Janay Kitnay Dilon Ka
Ho Giya Server Down

Yaad apki na aaye aisa hm hone na denge, dost apke jaisa hm kbi na khone denge, sarafat se hme sms bhejte rehna, wrna kaan k neeche 2 denge..

Jab Say Meri Zindagi Main
Aai Hai Ak Female
Bhool Giya Hai Sab Kuch
Kia Mail Box, Kiya E-mail

Teri her ek adaa ke hum kayal ho gaye,
teri tirchi nazar se jo hum ghayal ho gaye,
sach jana jab humne ki nazar he tirchi hai teri,
to laga aisa jhtka ki hum pagal ho gaye

Dil Say Ak Eshq Ke
Application Create Kar Raha Hoon
Pyaar Say Debug Karna
Main Wait Kar Raha Hoon