Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 35

Shama Jali To Parwane Bane..
Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bane..
Aey bhai Apni Birth-Date To Batao,
Pata To Chale Kis Din Pagal Khane Bane..?

VEER KO ZAARA KA SMS NAHIN..
VEER NE TEEN DIN TAK KHANA NAHIN KHAYA
VEER MARNE WALA THA ZAARA KE PYAR MAIN..
OR ZAARA BAITHI THI SMS FREE HONE KE INTZAR MAI

Raat Ko Neend Nhi,
Subah Chain Nhi
HaR Pal Pyas Hi Pyas He,
Aag Hi Aag He
Kya Yhi PyaR He?
Nhi YaR Ye To
GaRmi Ki ShuRwat Hai

Meri Muskuraht Par Aitraz Mat Kar Aey Dost
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Tujhey Dekh Kar To Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi Nikal Jati Hai..

Gori Paan mat khaya karo,
honto par lali ati hai.
Gori Paan mat khaya karo,
honto par lali ati hai.
By god tere bhari bharkam sharir ko dekh
meri jaan chali jati hai.

jise koyal samaja wo kawwa nikala
dosti ke nam per huwwa nikala
aur jo mana kiya karte the sharab pine se
unki jeb ke pawwa nikla.

Bankar yaad ham rulaate rahenge..
Aakar Khwabo me jagaate rahenge..
Muskil bahut he hame bhool paana,
Roz SMS bankar mobile me aate raheg

ulfat ke darap pe furakat ka yu sharmana ulfat ke darap pe furkat ka yu sharmana upar vali lines samajh me aa jaye to mujhe jarur batana

Kanjusi ke sare record tod dete ho
Bhikhari ka bhi rukh mod dete ho
Mahan hai aap ki Kanjusi
Toilet ke lote mein bhi
pani chhod dete ho

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola.......
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola.....
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola

Apne Sasur Ka Dulara Hun Main,
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hun Main,
Filhaal To Ye Sab Sirf Mera Sapna Hai,
Kyu ki
Abhi Tak Kunwara Hun Main.

ENGINEERS MARTE NAHI.... ZINDA DAFNAYE JATE HAI........ HAR 6 MAHINO ME TADPAYE JATE HAI........ KAFAN KHOL KE DEKHO.... TOH WO KABR ME BHI ASSIGNMENT LIKHTE PAYE JATE HAI.....

Dhire dhire apna bana gaya koi,
Aankho me hasin sapne dikha gaya koi,
Ya khuda, ye pyar tha ya kuch aur,
ya phirse MAAMU bana gaya koi..!

dali dali par nazar dali
dali dali chan dali.
par jis dali par nazar dali ,
mali ne wahi dali kaat dali.

HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi hota

Kimti chiz ke har koi kabil nahi hota..

Ye to tumhari kismat aachi hai varna

Tumhare jaise ladko ke paas mobile nahi hota .

AAP Kare Na KARE Yaad HUMKO,
Hum AAPKO humesa Yaad KARENGE
Mobile K Sath DAFNAA do Humko,
NETWORK Milega To KABAR Se Bhi sms BINDHASS

Arz kiya hai.


Agar aapki shakal gadhe se milti hai,

Agar aapki shakal gadhe se milti hai,

To isme gadhe ki kya galti hai.

Andhe ke haath me TORCH,
Bahare ke haath me RADIO,

Gunge ke haath me MIKE,
Aur aap ke haath me MOBILE

WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

Har Bat Se Inkar Nahi Hota

Har Raste Par Intzar Nahi Hota

Yun to Aapko SMS milte hai Sabke

Par Har SMS Me Humare Jaisa Pyar Nahi Hota.

Dosti ka jab koi Pegam
Aaega,
Honto pe tera hi Naam
Aaega
Lag jae jb Tere Daman pe koi Dagh
To GAdRAna Mat
Akhir Surf Excel Kab Kaam Aaega.

Gum Me Jine Ka Maza Aata hai,

Garibo K Ghar Bhi Khuda Aata Hai,

Ek Hum Hai Jo Barish Ki Tarah SmS karte hai,
Aur Aapka SmS Sarkari Nal k pani ki Tarah Aata hai

pyar toh hame bhi karna tha
par kuch khas na hua
taj mahal toh hame bhi banana tha
par afsos loan pas na hua.

Zara si MOBILE me de jagah tu
zara sa inbox le sajaa
Zara sa sent item me ja tu
zara sa BALANCE le ghata
me bheju sMs tujko BEPANAH.

bihar ki gali mein paan ki dukaan
dedash ne dekhihi paro ki muskan
devdash ne khilaya paro ko paan
paan khakar paro boli shukriya bhaijaan

Teri surat pe dil vaaru
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wah wah
Teri surat pe dil vaaru

wah wah
Jis din tera phone ya sms na aaye, us din teri kanpatti pe 2 maaru.

Meri Har yaad me
Tum Ho
Meri Har Soch me
Tum Ho
Meri Har Aas me
Tum Ho
Aur
1"TUM"Ho Pata Nahi Kaha "GUM" HO.

Haqiqat samjo ya afsana.
Apna samjo ya begana,
Hamara apka rista purana,
Isliye farz tha batana,
ki thand shuru ho gayi

:Jhuki Nazaro Se Iqrar Mat Karna
Nazare Utha Kar Inkar Mat Karna
Raat Bhar Tadapte Ho Kisiki Yaad Me,
Aur Dusro Se Kehte Ho Pyaar Mat Karna

Pyar Kabhi Na Karna Pardesi Se
Rote Rote Naina Thak Jayenge
Pyar Krna Hamsha Pdosi Se
Roz Khidaki Se To Darshan ho jagen

Aaj fir tum nazar na aaye
Fir tamannao k ful murzaye
na jane kin galio me kho gaye
tum hum to thane se pagalkhane tak
dhund aye.