Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 36

$: Arz hai..
Aasman par jitne sitare h,
aankho mein jitne ishare h,
samandar mein jitne kinare h.Utne screw dheele tumhare hai%.....

Bahut der rehkar bhi dil ke paas rehte ho,
nazrose dur rehkar paas lagte ho,
har baar dusro ke sms bhejte ho
aur khudko smart samajhte ho

Coffee ke cup se uthte dhuye
me tumhari tasveer nazar aati hai,

aur inhi kahaylon mein kho kar
aksar meri coffee thandi ho jati hai.

mat karo kisi se pyar itna,
ki chubhne lage tanhaaion ki suiaan,
tab tadpoge halat-e-dil pe
jab bajegi ghar uske sahnaiaan.

KaasHam Bhi Koi SmSHote,.
Ek HiClick Mein AapKePassHote,.
Chahe AapHame Delete KarDete,.
Par Ham Ek MinuteToAapKE SATH HOTE

Jab Tanhai ka ehsas ho

Na koi tunhare Pass Ho

Na tum kisi ke nazar me ho

Na koi tumhare Nazar me ho

To Samz lena ki tum

TOILET Me Ho!!!!

Pahale to Khaylo me mera karta tha mai,
Ab to hakikat me marne k din aa gaye hai,
Tha arman barso pahale maut ko gale lagane ka,
Ab wo arman pure karne ke din aa gaye.

Bikta hai gam ishq ke bazaar mein,
Lakho dard chhipe hain inkar mein,
Ho jaao agar zamane se dukhi to,
Swagat hain aapka Devdas beer bar mein

aapki shan me arz hai ….”Bas nazar bhar dekh liya hota , agar tamanna thi darane ki… Hum yunhi behosh ho jate zalim , kya zarurat thi muskurane ki….

koi chez bewafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi

lab sil jate hain jab tum samne aate ho . dil dharakta hai jab nigaah milate ho . saans rukti jati hai jab tum muskuraati ho BHOOT ho kya jo itna drati ho.

tere liye kuch na kar saka,

tere liye kuch na kar saka..


kyunki..







kabhi saamne hi nahi aayee tu...

Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho!

Mere jine k liye tera arman hi kafi hai,
dil k kalam se likhi ye dastan hi kafi hai,
tire talwar ki tuze kya jarurat e nazani,
katl karne k liye teri 1 muskan hi kafi hai

Hum Man Hi Man Unko Chatey Rah Gaye Unhey Patane Ke Plan Banatey Rah Gaye Pata Chala Un Ko Koi Aur Le Gaya Hum Unki Shadi Mai Tent Aur Kursi Lagatey Rah Gaye.

Har rishta dil se nibhana hum jante hai,


Jakhm pe malham lagana hum jante hai,


Hume bhulane ki koshish mat karna,


Warna....

GALA DABANAA BHI JANTE HAI!!!!

Mausam mast hai,

Mahol jabardast hai,

Apne kam me sabhi vyast hai,

Socha tha phone karke pyari pyari baate karenge,

Pata chala "is root ki sabhi line vyast hai"...

Jab SabKuch Galat Hone Lage
Jab Dukh Had Se Zyada Hone Lage
Jab Kuch Bhi Samajh Me Na Aaye
To Bina Ghabhraye Kehna
A GANPAT CHAL DARU LA

Ishq mohabbat to hazaro karte hai,
Gum aue Judai se sabhi darte hai,
Hum to na ishq karte hai na mohabbat
bus dost ki ek smyle ke liye SMS karte hai.

Pani dekh kr pyas lagti he
Shadi dekh kar hme b aas dikhti he
Hum logo ko kaise smjhaye
Har jakAs ladki ki 'Maa' hme apni 'saas' dikhti hai

Hawaon Ne Rukh Hai Badla

Chehron Pe Udasi Chaye Hai

Kahan Pehle Paties, Fries or Hath Main Pepsi Thi

Ab To Bas Notes, Pani Ka Glass or Yeh Parhai Hai. .

Kabhi yeh mat socho k tumhari GF ne tumhe
Kitna romentic msg bhejaa hai.
Hamesha yeh socho k use kisne bheja hoga?
Jaago Aashiq Jaago.........

Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .
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.
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”

pehli bar kisi chehre pe nigaah thehri hai,
uski aakhein sagar se bhi gehri thi,
thak gaya me apne pyar ka izhar karte karte,tab pata chala yaar vo behri he.

Apni tareef kaise Karu main,
Khud mujhe to kuch malum nahi,
Kadar karne wale ki nazar mein,
Hai hum lakho ke,
Warna is duniya mein,
Humari koi tareef nahi

Muskurana to har
ladki ki ada hai.
Wah!Wah!


gor farmaiye



Muskurana to har
ladki ki ada hai



use jo mohabbat
samjhe wo sabse
bada gadha hai...?

mehfil mein sabki nazar aap par thi
or apki khushi ka thikana nahi tha
Jab aap ne nazarein jhuka kar dekha to aapki tango mein pajama na tha

Hum Chahate hain Jise, woh Chahate hain Kisi aur ko,
Khuda kare
woh chahate hain jise, woh Chahe Kisi aur ko.......

mere honth rupi dharti ko
apni honth rupi warsha se chum jati
ang se ang lagke,bahon me bahen dal ke saririk smdh banati
mujhe jiwan ki sabse bari sukh deti