Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 10

ek dukhi girlfriend ne apne boyfrnd ke liye shayari likhi-

phoolo ka raja,
baharo ka shahjada,


dil tod kar chala gaya..

KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA..

Pataane Se Na Pate,
Esi Koi Ladki Nahin,
Patane Se Na Pate,
Esi Koi Ladki Nhi.

Agar Fir B Na Pate,
To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nahi..

Dabbay mai dabba
dabay mai khargosh
wah Wah

Gaur Farmaye
Dabbay me dabba
dabay mai khargosh
wah Wah

Uncle ne aankh mari
aunty Behos

ye to rat m b shoping k khawb leke soti h
apni bate manvane ke liye roti h
bachke rehna in ladkiyon s
qki shaq karna to inki bimari hoti h

Nigahe Nigaho Se Mila Kar To Dekho,Kabhi Kisi Ko Apna Banakar To Dekho,Milna Chahenge Sub Har Roj Apse
Kabhi Aap Sabun Se Naha Kr To Dkho

Dosti me mulakat b zruri hoti he
BeeteLamho me Yaad bi zruri hoti he
kbhi SMS bi kiya kro
Zindagi me PAGALPANTI b zruri hotiHe

Jane wo humse kya chupati thi

kuch tha uske hot pe
magar na jane Q shrmati thi

jab humne muh khulvyato pata chala

sali gutka khati thi

Mein ne chand ko dekha to aap nazar aye
Mein ne taroon ko dekha to aap nazar aye
Mein ne phoolon ko dekha to aap nazar aye
Plz aap zara side par hona takay hamein kuch aur nazar aye.

pi hai cigrate har dukan se.
1 to lagani padti hai, pajle har kaam se.
gujre hai hum kuch aise mukam se..
ki mohabbat si ho gai hai GOLDFLAK ke naam se...!

Sachchi Hai DoSti Azma Ke Dekhlo Kar Ke
Yakin MujhPe Kuch Farma Ke Dekhlo Badalta
Nahi Sona Apna Rang Kabi Chahe Jitni
Marzi Aag Me Jala Ke Deklo.

Unki ek ankh itni khubsorat thi! Wah Wah!Unki ek ankh itni khubsorat thi! Wahwah!ki unki doosri aankh bhi useeko dekh rahi thi!!

har dil me hai shirkat hamari,
dil jeetna aadat hai hamari,
kya hua jo call nahi karte,
har mobile ke inbox me hukumat hai hamari.

I like you itna, you like me jitna, you like me jabtak, I like you tabtak, you like me jane kabtak, but I like you marte damtak

jinpar puri kitab likh de hamna, unki zindgi main hamari haisat ek panna ki nahi.
naraz nahi ham aapsa hamari bhi tamanna aapka banna ki nahi.

pani may gira rumal,
to
rimal geela he,
asman me dekha,
to
asman bhi neela hay,
mohabbat to sb krte h pr


ME KARU TO SALA
CHARACTER DHEELA HE...

Bigadi Hui Zindgi Ki Bus Itni Si Kahani HAi Kuch To Hum Bachpan Se Kameene The Or Kuch Aap Jese Dosto Ki Meharbani Ha

Arz Kiya Hai....
"Ghar se bahar wo nakaab mein nikli,
Saari gali unki firak mein nikli,
Inkar karte the wo hamari mohabbat se,
Aur hamari hi tasveer unke cupboard se nikli..."...

Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi,
tab mahari SMS ki BRSAT awegi,
tanhaiya to thari dur ho jawegi,
par maro BILL bhrawan kai thari SASU awege.

Munni ne hume badnaam kar diya Har khusi se anjan kar diya Hum ne kabhi nahi chaha ki ishq hame bhi ho Par sheela ki jawani ne preshan kar diya

Fizaye Kehti H Pyar Karo.
Bahare Kehti H Ankhe 4 karo..
Magar Gharwale Kehte H
Abhi Umar Km H Bete..
Pahle exam Paas Karo.

Jaise Suraj Niklta He Hr Rat K Bad Chand Allvida Kehta He Mulaqat k Bad Ap Ghar Se aj Na Niklna Warna Log Kahnge Mendk Nikla Barish K Bab

Students song
Hm hoge all pass
Hm hoge all pass
1din

Ho! ho!
SOTE h bindass
Likhte h bakwas
Karte h timepas
Fir B h vishwas
Marks milenge jhaKkas 1 din!

Yad bnkr hmesha tumare dil mein ate
rhenge.yu hi wqt bewqt tumh tadpate
rhenge.Dua kro ki hmari umr choti ho.vrna
zindgi bhr apko satate rhenge...

"Ghataon se aaj Chand sharmaya hai; Fizaon
me aaj naya rang Chhaya hai,Aap abi tak
khamosh Baithe ho; O Ji hun taa Muskura do
JANAB,sada msg ayaa e!!

hari hari gaas pe gdha chr raha he..
hari hari gaas pe gdha chr raha he..
fir se suniye,
hari hari gaas pe gdha chr rahe he..
shayri aati nhi bakwas krr raha he.

Arz kiya hai Teri surat meri ankhon me kuch is tarh bas gyi Teri surat meri ankhon me kuch is tarh bas gyi Wah Wah Jaise chote se riksha me moti Anty fans gyi

Pyar Me Barbaadi Na Karwa Lena
Apni Mummy Ke Armaan Khaak Me Na Mila Dena,
Jo Paise Ghar Se Sabji Laane Ko Diye
Unse Recharge Na Karwa Lena.

Humari achai ka kitna fayada uthate ho,
ek sms bhej kar 10 free pate ho,
hum per or be julm dhate ho,
humne suna hai k humare sms send kar k
ladkiyo ko patate ho....

teri dosti me kuch aisi bat hai
har waqt teri yad mere sath hai

dil chahta hi tmko tumse churalu

par mummy kehti hai chori krna buri baat hai

Har Koi MUSKAAN Mange Aapse
Har phul KHUSBu Mange Aapse
Khuda Kare ki Aapki ZINDAGI Me Itni ROSHNI Ho
Ki BIJLI Wale B CONECTION Mange Aapse