Funny Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 9

Hmare Pas B DiL Tha Yaro,

Jo Ab Kisi Ne Chura Rakha Hai,

Ab Roz Nya DiL Kha Se Lau..?

Kasam Se
In Ladkiyon Ne To

BAWAAL Macha Rakha Hai.

En hasin ladki se etni mohabbat mat kar mere yaar,ye aankho se waar karti hai.maine en hi aankho me dekha hai ki,ye har kisi se pyar karti hai.

usne nahi ki mere mohabbat ki kadar,
usne nahi ki mere mohabbat ki kadar,
to maine bhi soch liya to parallel line never intersect each other

Aadab Arz Hai..
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina

Wah Wah!!

Kbhi Tum Gaur Se Dekho Aaina



Khud Hi Haskar Kahoge

MADE IN CHINA!! MADE IN CHINA!!

Open heart surgery k liye hue jate hue kisi ne khub kaha hai:-
.
Dil khol lete agar apna yarron k sath,
To aaj kholna na padta auzaro k sath.

Shayri Likhna Koi Masti Nahi.

Shayri Krna Koi Sasti Nahi!

Jo Ladki Tumare Samne Hasti Nhi.

Samjho Ke Wo Brush Barabar Karti Nhi..

Alag hi aapka Style hai,
Alag hi aapki Smile hai,
Naak pochna to ata nahi aur hath me Mobile hai.
Besarmi ki had to dekho ye padhne ke baad bhi face pe Smile hai.

dil ne ye kaha he dil se muhoobat hogai he dil se meri jane man dilbar mera etbar karlo jitana bekarar hu me etana bekarar karlo meri dhadkano ko sunlo tum bhi doctor banjao

Tujhe dekha to ye jana sanam KOYLA hota hai kyon kala sanam Tere liye Fair And Lovaly kaha se layenge hum SURF EXCEL se karenge tujhe UJALA sanam

Arz Kiya he

Wo Toilet Me Bethe the Maikhana Samjhkar
Wo Toilet Me Bethe the Maikhana Samjhkar

Or Dhone ka Pani Pi Gaye Paimana Samjkr

Shayri k silsile me 1 or sher arz h...
Zindgi ne diye bahot se dhoke:-(
gor farmaye
zindgi ne diye bahot se dhoke;-(
but
its ok,its ok,its ok....

Thoda Sa Mai Bhi Handsome Hota
Thodi Si Meri Bhi Body Hoti
Thode Baal Lambe Hote
Main Bhi Raadhe Banta
Agar Meri Bhi Koi Nirjala Hoti

Phone k rishte b ajeeb hote h,
balance rakh kr b log greeb hote h,
khud msg krne me hoti h takleef jinko,
muft ke msg padhne k kitne shokeen hote h..

Dekho fir se brsat aa gyi

Tanhayi me waqt bitane ki baat aa gyi

Hum to yuhi nihar rhe te barish ke pani ko

Mendak ko dekha to
apki yad aa gyi...

Stupid Dhiir's shayari
Kuch girls hai cute kuch k face per glow hai
bt ye sab fb per nahi patne wali kyonki
kyon ki inka net slow hai

Yun Dekha Na Karo Tum Humy Haste Haste,
Yun Dekha Na Karo Tum Humy Haste Haste.

Mere Dost Baray Kharab Hain,
Keh Denge Bhabhi Ji Namasty.

rat mujhe meri kitab u hi dekhti rhi, neend mujhe apni or ghasitati rhi,neend ka jhoka mera mann moh gya,or ak rat fir ye engineer bina pde so gya...

hum hum he,baki sab kam he, baki sab pani me he, hum to fulo ki dani me he, sambhalkar rehna ae dost yaha sab figar brigade wale he

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho...............

Chahta hoo tujhe pyar du
Dost par apni jindagi waar du
Jab tera message nahi milta to
Dil karta hai tere DIL me goli maar doooo…

Devdas” ko “paaro” ne nakam kar diya
Sharabi” ko “sharab” ne badnam kar diya
Mahobbat” ho ya “sharab”, dono ka asar dekh lo
Devdas” aur “sharabi” ka, eksa “anjaam” kar diya…………………

Mohabbat ke wo kuch pal..?
aankhon mein aansoo chhod jaate the..?
kabhi uske bhai toh kabhi uske papa..?
aakar haddiyan tod jaate the..

DEVDAAS NE DEKHA PARO KI MUSKAAN ,DEVDAAS NE KHILAYA PARO KO PAAN KHAKAR PAAN PARO BOLII “SHUKRIYA BHAIJAAN”

Jo kuchh tha wo sharemarket kha gayi,,

Jo kuchh tha wo sharemarket kha gayai,,

"SKODA" lena gaye the "NANO" aa gayi.

Yeh mat samajh na bhool jayen ge tumhe ,duuuurrrr rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe ,dost bankar raaz na aye to bhooott bankar darayenge tumhe..!

KHUSHI k lamhy kis qadar mukhtasit hoty hai……
….Faraz…..
Abhi pankha chalaya hi ta k LIGHT chali gai…..!!!;-)

Na ye Chaand hoga na taaray rahenge,
Kya hum hamesha kunwaare rahenge,
Is duniya men kitnon k Nikaah hogae,
Kya naseeb men apne sirf Nikaah k Chhuwaray rahenge..

Pyari Subah Teri,Shaam Meri Ho
Din tera,Raat Meri Ho
Hasi Teri,Udasi Meri Ho
Jab Maut aaye to yaar sirf …
Kabar teri aur usme lash meri ho.

Kanjoos k roop me appko yaad kiya jayega kanjoosi ka apko award diya jayega,bhool se koi sms ya call na kar dena varna ye award apse chhin liya jayega.

jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the ham

aaj usine rula diya...
unhone to phone kiya nahi hamne kiya to

caller tune tha tuje bhula diya.....................!!!!