Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 15

Kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi,
Light gayi to candle jala di
aur bola
"Doctor lene ja raha hu,
agar lage ki tum nahi bachogi,
to candle bujha dena

Womenz Day Par Aik Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha

"Apko Pata Hai Aj Womens Day Hai?"

Pathan Ne Ghabra K Kaha:

"Kamaal Hai, Jb Hum Ghar SeNikla Tha

Tab Tu Tuesday Tha.

Santa: “Tune Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Chod Di?”

Banta: “Haan”

Santa: “Daru Ko Bhi Chod Diya?”

Banta: “Haan”

Santa: “Jua Bhi Chod Diya?”

Banta: “Haan”

Santa: “Abey To Fir Us Se Shadi Kyu Nahi Ki?”

Banta: “Oh Yaar, Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ke Usse Achhi Mil Gayi“

Teacher- Mai jo Questn Puchu, Uska ANS Phataphat dena.

Teacher- India ki rajdhani ka kya naam hai.?
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Student- PHATAPHAT..

Ustaf Fursat Fatte Haal Ji Kafi Time Se Ek Ladki Ke Piche The.

Par Jab Unki Bat Na Bani To Unhone Ladki Ek Shayari Likhi

Hum To Tumhari Dosti Mein…
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Itne Door Tak Nikal Aaye Hain Dost…
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Ke Ab To Rikshay Wala Bhi Wapsi Ka 2000 Mangta Hai…

Boy-tum nahati nahi ho kya?
Girl-mai to roj nahati hu but
Tumne aisa kyo puchha?
Boy-maine kabhi dekha nahi isliye puchha.

Technology Impact:

Year 2050 Mein Pita Gusse Mein Apne Nursery Ke Bache Se:
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Mene Tumhe Hazaro Baar Bataya Hai…..
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Ki Tum Vastav Mein
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Paida Hue The Na Ki Download…

Train mein warning likhi thi.
"Bina Ticket wale Yatri Hoshiyar"
Santa: Wah!
Aur jo ticket lekar yatra kar rahe hain,
Wo sab Gadhe hai kya?

shadi ki pehli raat .... "Dulha" Confuse hougya k mein Dulhan se kia baat karon ? Sochne k bad us ne poocha . . . . . .. . Ji aj app hamare ghar hi rukeingi ?

College life

ASSIGNMENT copy karte time

" Oye!! Ye kya likha hai ?? "
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" Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh, jo nai aa raha uska aisa hi design bana de''!!

FOR COMMERCE STUDENTS:
Boy:-Yamraj ji mujhe Waqt se pahle kyu Utha liya?
Yamraj- Dimag mat chat... 'March me Closing hai or balance sheet match ni ho ri h....

A Boy Thought Of Suicide

He Drank Poison ,But His Father Saved Him

He Hanged, But His Mother Saved Him
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He Met With An Accident , Doctor Saved Him

He Jumped Into A Well, Gardener Saved Him
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At Last He Got Married,

N Now No One Could Save Him

Salman khan - kitne % log samajte hai ki meri
aur Katrina ki Shaadi hogi?

Pappu - sirf10%

Salman -why?

Pappu - Kyuki 90% log khud Katrina se Shaadi
karna chahte hai..:

Accident K Bad Driver Gussey Se.......

Maine Car Ki Headlights On Kar K Btaya Tha K Pehle Mje Nikalne Do.......

Sardar:

Maine B To Wiper Chala K Btaya Tha.......
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Na Soneya Na.....

TEACHER-pani me rahana wale 6 jiv jantuo ka nam batao
BOY-mendak
TEACHER- 5 NAM OR BATAO ....
BOY- mendak ki mummy,
mendak ka papa,
mendak ki behan,
mendak ka bhai,
or mendak ki GF..............

Trafic Police Wala old women Say: "Main kitni der se seeti baja raha tha, app ruki kiun nahi ?
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Old Women : "Beta Ab meri seeti sun ker ruknay ki umer nahi rahi" :

Teacher: I LOVE U
kis ne ijaad kia?

Boy: China ne!

Teacher: wo kese?

Q k Iski,
na koi warranty hy
na koi gurantee.
Chale to chand tak.
Na chale,
To sham tak.

Mulayam singh 1 gao me vote mangne gaye
Budhiya se hath jodh kr bole-Amma CYCLE ka dhyan rkhna
Budhiya-meri dur ki nazar kamzor hai. tu tala laga k jana...

Boy 2 girl :

Thanx

Girl :
Welcme but for what ? ? ?

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Boy :
Abi j0 tum muje apna numbr d0 gi is lia...

Chhote Cricket Khel Kar Aya,

Dost: Kitnay Runs Banay?

Chhote:Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi
Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

Praneeth to Girl: Tumhari Qameez Phati hui hai.
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Girl: Nahi ye Fashion Hai.
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Praneeth:
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Acha Khud Pharro to Fashion, Hum pharrey to Police Station

Santa ne BUS ME 2 TICKET Li
Conductor-2 Q?
Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI...!
Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO?...

SAnta-TO "PASS" KAB KAAM AYEGA

Customer 2 shopkeeper: Iss mirror ki kya guarantee hai?
Shopkeeper: Aap iss ko 100 floor se nechay girao, mirror 99 floor tak nahi toote ga.
Customer: Wah bahut badhiya, pack kar do!

Santa- Yar tune itne chote chote baal kyu katwaye..??
Santa- wo yar hajjam k pas chhtte nahi the 3 rupye to main bola 3 rupye ka aur kaat do....;-)

Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole-
'VAR MANGO VATS'
Santa-prabhu ! jaisa aap soch rhe he mein vaisa nahi hu
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'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE'

Tchr- Beta Chori Krna Buri Baat He,

Chori Ka Fal Hmesha Kadva Hota He

Papu- Lekin Mene Jo APPLE Chori Krke Khaaye Woh Toh Mithe The..

Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop :
Aik Lips Stick Dein.
Donkandar: Kon Sa Colour ?
Imran : Janab Colour Ko Chore Taste Acha Hona Chahiay..

Santa Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Li

Wo Sidha Kabristan Gya

Udhar Beth Gya Or Kehne Laga=Ham Se Bach Ke Kahaan Jayega Ek Na Ek Din To ya ayega

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That's Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha





Wrong Number

Teacher Ne Health Ki Knowledge Dene Ke Liye Class Mein Bacho Se Puchha

Teacher: “Ande Ka Faida Batao?”

Santa: “Sir Bahut Faida Hai”

Teacher: “Kaise?”

Santa: “Agar Ye Imtahan Mein Mil Jaye To, Agle Saal Ki Books Ka Kharcha Bach Jata Hai“