Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 16

Huband was teaching english to his wife.
wife in afternoon-chalo DINNER le lo..

Husband-Dobi is LUNCH kehte hai..
Wife - Doba ye Dusre din ki raat ka khana hain...

Boyfrnd:Mai Tmhari Roz Roz ki Frmaishon se Tang Aa kar
Khud Kushi'kr Rha hun.
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Girlfrnd-Bas Kro Rulaoge kya.1acha sa White Suit bas Dila do,
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13ve pe Kya Pehnungi

Baba Ramdev: Swiss Bank se
Black Money INDIA le aao.
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Rajnikanth-Khabardar,Koi Mere
GULLAK ko hath nahi
lagayega!..

Bus Me Bhut Bheed Thi,

1 Aadmi Bola-"Lagta H Bus Me Janwar Bhare H"

Dusre passenger Ne Kaha-Bas 1 Gadhe Ki Kami Thi
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Jo Ab Puri ho gyi..

1aadmi chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha....

Santa use dekh raha tha...kuch der bad bola- bhai sahb agr app start nahi ho rahe ho to dhaka lagadu......

Girl: Aaj se hamara rishta khatam
Hum ek dusre ko sare gift wapis karte
hain......:
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Boy: Thik hai RECHARGE se start karte
hain........
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Girl: Janu ab mazaq b nahi kar sakti
kya ?

ek bar exam mai ek sawal aya hips pr ek essay likho, santa paint kholkar hips dekhbne lage, tabhi ek baccha jor se chilaya sir santa guide kholkar dekhraha hai...

Premi- Ae bewafa tune dil jala diya mera....Dil jalakar rakh kar diya mera...

Premika- Teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi....Bhej dena
"RAKH" bartan manjane ke kaam aayegi..

Pati-patni film shole dekhkar ghar aaye to
pati ne romantic mood
me patni se kaha,
nach Basanti nach
tabhi unka Beta bola
is kutte k samne mat
nachna mammy.

Ramu ne Daru Pike Apne Apko Aaine Me Dekha....

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Bola

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Yaara Isko To Kahi Dekha H

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O Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Kamina h.....
Jo Shadi K Album Me Teri Bivi K Sath Tha.

Larka Universty me Larki se:Aap ka Name??
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Larki Ghussey se:Mujhey sb Behan kehtey hain. . .
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Larka: Acha to aap hain wo jis ki waja se sb
mujhey Behnoi Behnoi Kehtey hain...

Guruji- Bachho Kabir Ka Koi Ek Doha Sunao.
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1 bachha bola-

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"Gangaji ke Ghat pe Ghatna Ghati Gambhir,
Rahim Le Gaya Mira Ki Pappi Aur Fas Gaye Sant Kabir"

Pappu ko girl ne joota mara..!
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Pappu:
Tum ne yeh joota gussey say
mara ya mazaq say. .
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Girl : Gussey se.
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mazaaq
bardasht nahi karta

Santa: Banta agar yeh ladki meri naa hui toh mein kisi ke na hone dunga!! Banta: Santa! yaar tu sahi keh raha hai! par agar yeh teri ho gaaaye toh sabki hone dega!!!

traffic police wala chalan book nikal k bola:
naam bol?

ladka: "trikulavatty thekkeparambli swami"

police wala( chalan book band krke): agli baar gadi dheere chalana.....

4 students bike pe ja rhe the..
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Police-triple sawari band hai..
fir bhi tum 4 baithe ho?
Student pareshan so ke piche dekhte huye bola-5wa kahan gir gaya be..?

*Sholay 2012*

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Gabbar- Are O Sambha kitne aadmi the?

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Sambha- Pata nahi sarkar mai to Ladkiya dekh raha tha...

tchr- tum kya karoge agar chor peche ke darvaaje se aya ???
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boy- maam i will dial 001 to police bhi peeche ke darwaaje se ayegi...

Teacher:1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nahi rahega.
Jiv jantu nasht ho jayenge.
Sab tabaah ho jayega.

SANTA:Sir to kya us din tution aau...ya nahi?

1990's

Ladka kya karta hai?

Ladke wale- Doctor he
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2011
Ladka kya krta hai??

Ladke wale-"Fb pe 2 pages ka
admin he

ek page ke to 8000 likes he..JSK

Pinky : " I Love You"
Pappu : " I Love You Too"

Pinky : kitna pyar karte ho?
Pappu: jitna tum karti

Pinky : Kaminayy
Iska matlb tu b time paas kr raha hai.!

Beta- "papa , aap jaise mujhe maarte ho,
waise dadaji bhi aapko marte the kya..?"
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Papa- "haan bilkul"
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Beta-"toh ye khandani faltugiri kab tak chalegi....

College Days:-

TV - 3 ghanta
PC - 2 ghanta
Sona - 12 ghanta
Khelna - 3 ghanta
Dost - 2 ghanta
GF/BF - 2 ghanta

Aur padhai
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!!! GHANTA !!!

marte sharabi se bhagwanne pucha koi"Antim Ikchaa??"..

Sharabi: Aane wale janm mein daant bhale hi 2 dena
par
Kidney poore 32 dena bhagwan.. ;) lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ?

Principal-3 din se kahan the..?
Students-Tornament me busy the..
Principle-College me toh kuch nahi tha.
Students-Sir hum usi juye wale ki baat kar rahe hai jiske final mein aap paunch gaye ho..

Horror films me Ladki ko ghar me jb kch ajeeb sunai deta he to wo kehti h- Kon he wahan?

Jaise k Bhoot bolega: Han jaan me kitchen me hu..
Pakode khaogi kya?

Pathan-hum raat ko sapna dekha ki hum Katrina ke sath Beach pe uski zulfe swar rha tha par fir achanak kahin se barish hone laga
Man-Bewakoof,tum kutte ke sath so rhe the aur usne susu kar diya tha

GrL: Mera mobile hmesha ma k pas rhta h
B0Y- agr hm pakde gye to?

G- mene tmara nmbr"Batery Low" nam se save kiya h jb b tmara fone aata h ma charge pe lga deti h..!

Santa ja rahe tha. Raste Me 1000 ka note mila.
Banta-Chalo fifty Fifty le lete hain.
Santa -Baki 900 ka kya karege?