Hindi Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 19

Couple Date Pr the
Baap ne dekh lia & cal kia-Beti,kaha ho?
Beti-Paper dene ayi hu
Baap-Zara dhyan se,Is papr ka result aya to jaan le lunga.

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne KISS Dia

Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha- Kya Hua

Ladka- Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu.

TCHER:Agar dunya ki saAri Aurton ka chehra 1 jesa hota to kya hota?

SANTA:Hona kya tha sir?

Gas Cylinder ki tarah aaj iske ghar kal uske ghar.:P

Bv-Maine ap k B'day pr itni Mehngi Chiz kharidi h k ap dekhteHi khush ho jaoge
Pati-Shukra h Tuje mera khyal to aya Dikhao
Bv-Abi pehan k ati hu.

Newly Married Couple-
Wife- Humari Shaadi Ko Purre 24 Ghante Ho Gaye Hai..

Husband- Aur Dekho Lagta Hai Jaise Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho.

Compudar-Aap har marij se ye kyu puchte ho ki pichli Raat Kya kya khaye
Doctor-Usi se to pata chalta hai ki wo meri fees de sakta hai ya nahi

Santa 2 dad:car ki chabi do
College me function h,
Dd:Car?
S:10lakh ki car me junga rob pdega
D:Ye le 10rs 48 lakh ki bus me ja zyada rob Padega

Train me Warning likhi thi
"Bina Ticket wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar."

Santa : Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kar rahe hain Wo sab saale bewkuf hai..

College ke peeche nadi mein principle doob raha tha
pappu ne dekha aur zor zor se chillate huwe bhaaga
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Kal chutti hai...
kal chutti hai.......

Santa radio thik karwane gya.
Mechanic ne dekh k kha: Ye thik hai,Mausam kharab hai,Isliye nhi chal rha.
Santa: Le 100rs,Mausam nya daal de.

traffic police notebook nikal k bola-"Naam?"

Ladka-"Trikulavattyya Thekkeparambli Swami"

Police (Notebook band karte hue)-"Aage se gadi jara dhire chalana!"

Boy-Tum Ldkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho?
Girl-Qki, God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H
Boy-Bol To Aise Rahi H Jaise ki Hme To Mistri ko Diya Tha Theke Pe.

God Imran Hashmi se: Agle janam me kya banna pasand karoge?

Imran: Rawan.

God: Wo Kyu?

Imran: 1 munh se ki$$ kar kar k thak gaya hu. :D

SANTA:Meri BV Bahut Busy Rehti Hai
BANTA:Wo Kaise ?
SANTA:Monday to Friday
Ekta Kapoor K Serial Me.
aur
Sat-Sunday Meri Galti Nikalne Me.

Surgeon: I m sry. It seems my rubber glove is left inside u after operation. We'll hv to operate u again
Chikku: Salya Ro na
chak 20rs. Nava le li

Waiter: 10 RS ki tip meri insult hai
Yeda: To phir?

Waiter: 20 Rs to do!

Yeda: Nhi yaar mein tumhari double insult Nahi kar Sakta..

Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai ,aur rang bhi bahut gora hai. Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon??
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Doctor:"KUNDI"

Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya…Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha “BODY AAGAYI KYA?”Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi…Santa Bola “Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!”

Lady 2 Dr-Inki Bimari th!k karo,Ye raat me zor-zor se mera naam pukrte he

Dr-Aap to lucky ho

Lady-Ni,kal inki bv mayke se lautne wali he.

Snta-Muje Sanskrit Sikha do

Pndit-Q?

Snta-Devtao ki Bhasha h Swarg Me Kaam Aygi

P-Agr Narq Gya To?

Snta-Gaalio ka diploma Delhi Belly se kr lia h!

PATI:Khana taiyar hai?
WIFE:thodi der aur
P:Thik hai,Me Bahr kha leta hu
W: 5min ruko
PATI:5min me taiyar ho jayga
WIFE:-Nahi Me Taiyar ho jati hu

2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The

Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke!

Ladki Sharma K-Tum Itna Ghur Kyo Rahe Ho

Ladka- Thoda Thoda Kha 'BHUKI'
135 Rs. kilo hai...

girl1- mujhe mere lover k sath bike pe jate mere papa ne dekh liya.

Girl2- acha fir kya hua?

Girl1- fir kya bus ke paise wapas mang liye..

Reason xplained by a gal after Breakup:

Agar wo jaan b mang leta to hans ke de deti..

Par

Kambakht ne Facebook ka Password mang liya..

jeeto:-Apne kaha tha ki aap bilkul nahi piyenge phir aaj kyo pee rahe ho?
Santa:-Diwali aa rahi hai na, rocket chalane k liye botal bhi chaiye hogi na is liye.

WIFE Night Me Pati Se- MERI TARAF FACE KAR K SO
JAO NA,
MUZE DARR LAG RAHA HAI...

HUSBAND- AACHA AUR MAI BHALE HE DAR KE MARE MAR
JAU..
;)

ladkewale- aapki beti kya karti hai?
Ladkiwale- aaj hi tata docomo ka naya card liya hai. 60 paise me 100 sms karti hai

Santa Yaar mE 2 mushkilon me Fass gya hu
Banta: Wo koun si?
S:Biwi makeup kre to kharcha bardasht nhi hota
aur na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti

Baap of pj's -

2 boys are talking-

1st boy: Tu mast swimming karta hai re!
Kaha pe sikha???

2nd boy- " PANI ME" :D :P

Santa ka jab antim samay aaya or aakhiri waqt uske beto ne pocha:aap bataye k aapko hum jalaye ya dafnaye?
Santa:mujhse mat pocho surprise dena..